Today's Today

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Today's Today

The calendar has once again turned, and we begin the journey back towards Steak-n-Blowjob Day - beginning with a subtle hint:

Happy VD

That's Valentine's Day for those of you who're not all that cynical, and/or who can think at least slightly above gutter level - which kinda lets me out so why the fuck am I still typing?

The Day After

We always get some kind of post-game shit, so what the hell:

It's Valentine's Day, Dammit

...so make sure you clear your box(?)

C'mon ya bastids - aerobicise!

For Your Valentine