Aug 8, 2025

Respect


Overheard


NOTE TO SELF:
If you're still yapping about
Democrats vs Republicans,
or White People vs Brown People,
or Blue States vs Red States,
or Straight vs Queer,
or whatever -
then you've got no fuckin' idea
what's actually going on.
Get your head outa your ass
and start paying attention.



Donny And Daddy


No, look - I've blown up this new thing so you can't concentrate on that other thing I blew up.

Un-Fun Fact


If you're not pulling down a minimum of $60,000 a month - you're closer to food stamps than you are to the 1%.

$60,000 every fucking month

Because you're always 4 or 5 or 6 really bad months away from living in your car, and you're never 4 or 5 or 6 really good months away from being a billionaire.


Aug 7, 2025

Say Hello To ICE


Overheard


Seems like I'm always being forced
to do shit that I'm just not up for -
like being nice to these
fuckin' idiot MAGA rubes.

Today's Rich

If Trump doesn't TACO on this tariff shit, it's just possible we find out what that meeting at the Veep's house was all about real soon.


So Do It Already

When you're going thru hell, keep going.