Heraclitus - You can't eat the same donut twice
Plato - A donut shares its ideal donut-ness with all other donuts
Aristotle - A donut's donut-ness is self-contained
Augustine - A donut must achieve grace to become fully donut
Descartes - The donut hole proves the existence of the donut
Locke - Donuts taste good to me
Hume - Donuts exist because I imagine donuts
Kant - Each donut equals my total donut experience
Wollstonecraft - Women deserve donuts too
Mill - Donuts are good if they make people happy
Kierkegarde - I have faith in the deliciousness of donuts
Marx - Everybody deserves a donut
Nietzsche - Stop at nothing to get your donut
Saussure - Beignet/Krapfen/Ciambella/Buñuelo: they are all equally donut
Wittgenstein - Fried pastry, zero, spare tire, whatever
Beauvoir - White patriarchal domination is responsible for the shape and the self-defeating inadequacy of the donut
Plato - A donut shares its ideal donut-ness with all other donuts
Aristotle - A donut's donut-ness is self-contained
Augustine - A donut must achieve grace to become fully donut
Descartes - The donut hole proves the existence of the donut
Locke - Donuts taste good to me
Hume - Donuts exist because I imagine donuts
Kant - Each donut equals my total donut experience
Wollstonecraft - Women deserve donuts too
Mill - Donuts are good if they make people happy
Kierkegarde - I have faith in the deliciousness of donuts
Marx - Everybody deserves a donut
Nietzsche - Stop at nothing to get your donut
Saussure - Beignet/Krapfen/Ciambella/Buñuelo: they are all equally donut
Wittgenstein - Fried pastry, zero, spare tire, whatever
Beauvoir - White patriarchal domination is responsible for the shape and the self-defeating inadequacy of the donut
Sometimes a donut is just a donut ��
ReplyDelete(I think Abraham Lincoln said that.)