From HuffPo, this one wins the internet for today:
I don’t know how to explain to someone why they should care about other people.
But if making sure your fellow citizens can afford to eat, get an education, and go to the doctor isn’t enough of a reason to fund those things, I have nothing left to say to you.
...establish Justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity...
How does "I'm good, fuck y'all" fit with the basics of our founding document?