How sure are you that I'm not some computer-generated bot posting this weird shit, and my creators have the real Mike stashed in an abandoned mine shaft somewhere up around Bonner's Ferry?
Oooooh - or we could go completely into the dark and say maybe Mike's actually been dead for years.
You don't know any of that. Not really. I do - I know it - I think.
Fortunately, my little blog here doesn't have that big a reach, so even if I am artificial, the damage I might do is limited.