#ThingsThatAreProbablyTrueAboutMikePence
#ThingsThatAreProbablyTrueAboutMikePence— EdgarOfTheMoors (@EdgarOfTheMoors) January 22, 2018
Mike Pence plucks his chest hair out in penance for having ever become a grown man with manish needs in the first place.
#ThingsThatAreProbablyTrueAboutMikePence— EdgarOfTheMoors (@EdgarOfTheMoors) January 22, 2018
Mike calls his wife "Mother."
She calls Mike Pence "Unfuckable."
— WhyzGuy (@_WhyzGuy_) January 22, 2018
#ThingsThatAreProbablyTrueAboutMikePence— EdgarOfTheMoors (@EdgarOfTheMoors) January 22, 2018
Mike Pence avoids all kitchens because he can't see basic cooking utensils as anything other than sex toys begging him silently to be played with.
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