A PSA

How To Prevent Rape

1. Don’t put drugs in a woman’s drink

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone

3. If you pull over because a woman’s car has broken down, always remember not to rape her

4. If a woman steps into an elevator with you, don’t rape her

5. Should you encounter a woman who’s asleep or otherwise unconscious, the safest thing to do is not rape her

6. Don’t break into a woman’s house, and don’t pounce on a woman in the parking garage, so as not to rape her

7. Remember, some women go alone to the laundry room or storage lockers - avoid raping them at all times

8. Use the Buddy System - sometimes, a friend is all you need to help you not rape

9. Be honest with her - state your intentions so a woman doesn’t get the mistaken idea that you’re not going to rape her

10. Always carry a Rape Whistle. If you’re about to commit rape, blow the whistle until someone comes and stomps your punk ass into a greasy spot on the pavement

Thank you for your time and attention. We hope you find this helpful as you navigate the tricky world of interpersonal dealings at a human level.

The Management