It's A Wonderment

"I'm not a scientist but..." 

That one needs to be added to the big shit can right along with

• "I don't mean to be a jerk about it, but..."
• "I'm all about the women's rights thing, but..."
• "I'm not a racist, but..."

There's nothing that comes after that kind of opening that anybody should listen to for any reason other than some weird masochistic desire for a little aural pain.

Trevor Noah:

And I ask again: Why do we have to rely on late nite comedy shows for honest media criticism?