Today's Tweet

All of a sudden, an awful lot of people seem a bit obsessed with 45* dying. Hmmm

Official speaker list for Donald Trump’s memorial service:

- Ted Nugent
- Sean Hannity
- Steve Bannon (singing "I Will Always Love You")
- Ted Nugent again
- Ted Nugent’s pubes (a.k.a. Kid Rock)
- Nazi to be named later
- Current wife (whoever that is)
- Satan
- Ted Nugent

— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) December 4, 2018