Slouching Towards Oblivion

Tuesday, July 02, 2019

Q-Anon And JFK Jr


And no fucking kidding - these jagoffs are taking this shit seriously.

WaPo:

JFK Jr. didn’t die! He runs QAnon! And he’s No. 1 Trump fan, omg!!!
Now that everyone knows about QAnon — now that, ahem, a certain national newspaper has published at least a dozen articles about QAnon in the span of four days — we need to ask why not everyone is convinced the conspiracy theory is true.

Maybe it’s because QAnon is too true. Like, there’s just too much truth crammed into a single conspiracy theory alleging that President Trump is secretly waging war on an evil cabal of liberals who rig the elections, and run the CIA, and abduct children, and hid all the UFOs, and killed Princess Diana, and did Hurricane Katrina, and invented vampirism, and … [consults QAnon guide …]

(it's not really possible to follow it, but here's their "map" in case you wanna - whatever)

Some highlights:

⚡⚡ John F. Kennedy Jr. faked his death and joined Trump’s secret evil-fighting organization, where he writes 4chan posts under the pseudonym “Q”⚡⚡

⚡⚡ Liberals killed President Kennedy! ⚡⚡

 Then Kennedy Jr. was killed to make way for Hillary Clinton’s political career! ⚡⚡

And it just goes on and on and on.

PolitiFact

No, John F. Kennedy Jr. didn’t tout a Donald Trump presidency in George magazine

Conspiracy theories about the assassination of former president John F. Kennedy abound, but the 2010s have ushered in a new wave of claims, like one that President Donald Trump says a daily prayer to the old commander-in-chief. Other allegations center on Kennedy’s son, John F. Kennedy Jr. He died in a plane crash in July 1999. Depending on the source, though, he either faked his death or was killed to clear Hillary Clinton’s political path. And — according to an April 1 Facebook post — he once praised Trump as a formidable presidential candidate.

"If my dear friend Donald Trump ever decided to sacrifice his fabulous billionaire lifestyle to become president he would be an unstoppable force for ultimate justice that Democrats and Republicans alike would celebrate," reads the text above a photo of Trump and Kennedy posted to Facebook on April 1. The quote is attributed to Kennedy and includes a citation: George magazine, June 1999.


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