Slouching Towards Oblivion

Saturday, December 28, 2019

Weird News

...is, unfortunately, not all that weird anymore.

Florida Post:

Farmers in southern Somalia are shooting at huge swarms of locusts with heavy machine guns in a desperate attempt to save their crops, according to media affiliated to the jihadist group Al-Shabaab.

According to the group’s media, insects that have infested farmland around the southwestern town of Tiyeglow, an Al-Shabaab stronghold, are being shot at with a PKM rifle — a machine gun version of the Russian Kalashnikov.

The news comes as the country experiences its largest locust infestation for 25 years. Since July, swarms of Desert Locusts from nearby Yemen have invaded vast swathes of the Horn of Africa.

A typical swarm can contain up to 150 million insects per square kilometre. Each locust can grow up to 4.3 inches long and travel up to 95 miles a day depending on the wind. Every day, an average swarm can consume the equivalent of a year’s worth of food for 2,500 people.

According to the UN’s Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO), the locusts have already destroyed 70,000 hectares (175,000 acres) of farmland in Somalia and neighbouring Ethiopia.

Maybe the weird thing is that Florida finds this shit weird.

But also, the weird thing is that east African ammosexuals are trying to solve the locust problem with guns, and the American ammosexuals seem not to find any of it weird at all - not the shooting of locust swarms, not the locust swarms themselves, and not the possible connection to environmental causes of the locust swarms.

1 comment:

  1. And I'm sure salting their fields with lead will never come back to haunt them.

    -- Damian

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