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While tens of thousands of people traditionally travel to Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, PA, to watch, the ceremony was closed to the public this year due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Word is though, that Phil did see a shadow, and now Spring will arrive when Spring has arrived every year for as long as there have been people trying to keep track of this stuff - Phil or no Phil.

Here's the official announcement:

Americans are so fuckin' weird.