Oh my god, people - I was forced to explain homosexuality to my 5-year-old because his uncle is gay. Here's the verbatim transcript of this horrifying experience for our little family.
Child:
Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere with his friend Pete?
Me:
Because they're in love - like me and your mom.
Child:
Oh. Can I have another cookie?
It was devastating. We're all scarred for life - scarred, I tell you!
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