Today Is Not Today

Dreadful news, fellow nerd fans - it's come to me attention that this is not actually Pi Day.

The first seven digits in pi are 3.141592.

So there hasn't been a real Pi Day since March 14, 1592.

But, at least here in USAmerica Inc, where every day is a holiday because we're so extremely excellent at rationalizing our way to "reasons" for Carnal Celebrations and Special-Today-Only-Sales-Events, we'll go ahead and truncate the thing and pretend history isn't history, and do a little online drunk shopping. It's just who we are, y'know?

Sorry about all that - carry on.