Feb 19, 2023

Today's Reddit


Here at USAmerica, we're never short on ideas - especially when it comes to fucking things up.

Sometimes we fuck something up because we need to unfuck it in order for somebody's brother-in-law to get out from under a debt that he couldn't fucking handle in the first fucking place and everybody fucking knew it, but it didn't fucking matter because he was married to the sister of some random Defense Department Undersecretary, so he was always going to land on his feet, and he always fucking knew that.

Sometimes we fuck something up because "Gee, it seemed like a good idea a the time ..."

Anyway. Poppy Bush and His Merry Adventures in Panama because Monroe Doctrine, bitch.

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