It's A Puzzlement

Is MTG so absolutely sure of her re-election that she's abandoned every consideration to make and keep allies? Not friends - I can't imagine she has any - but how does she expect to do anything?

And holy crap, how does she have a lover? Seriously, I wouldn't fuck that skank with somebody else's dick.

"The kinda gal that has marks all over her - from people touching her with a 10-foot pole."  --Rodney Dangerfield

What is this shit really about?