Whoa Nelly

So Trump watches Harris and Walz dominate the coverage for 4 or 5 days, and he can't stand it, because it's not all about him. So he springs a "news conference" on everybody (including his own staff) that has (as usual) no substance at all, except that he has to point out that everything should always be all about him.

And he's bound and determined to make Walz out to be the bad guy during the 2020 George Floyd riots, but he can't - not for normal people anyway - because he spent a lot of time on the phone and elsewhere praising Gov Walz for doing what he did.

But of course that doesn't matter, because Trump has to pretend he never did what he did - he never said what he said: "What you saw and what you heard is not what you saw and what you heard."

Daddy State Awareness Guide, Rules 4 and 5:

4. They change the meaning of words to suit their needs.

a) if it's false but it works in my favor, then it's true

b) if it's true but it works against me, then it's false

5. They change the historical record.

“you didn’t see what you saw"

"what you saw happen isn’t what happened"

“you didn't hear me say what you heard me say”