Sep 29, 2024

Overheard

Here are your choices for breakfast:

On one plate, there's a bowl of lumpy, runny, oily hangover squirts.

On the other plate is a short stack, two strips of crispy bacon, and an egg - sunny side up.

That's it. Those are the options - but you're telling me you can't decide until you know a little more about the fucking pancakes?

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