Today's Belle

In the 70s, there was a guy who gigged around Denver, named (I think) Michael Williams. I remember seeing him once, but I can't for the life of me remember anything he did except this one line:

With my big hat on my small head

And a cow-flop on my boots

Well I'm proud to be

From Dumbass Texas

The gerrymandering total fuckery that the Texas legislature pulled in their effort to manufacture 5 more seats in the US House may be gonna blow up in their smug, stupid little faces.