Just Checking

I'll never run for office. I haven't been elected to anything since high school a thousand years ago, and it's extremely unlikely that I'll ever be eligible for membership in The Epstein Class - not that I'd want to be. Like Groucho said, "I would never join a club that would have me as a member."

But it pays to check small things.

I believe I'm in the clear.

Maybe I should reconsider running for elected office. My lack of scandalous luster makes me boring and non-threatening enough to win, and at my age, I'll fit right in.