Jun 16, 2026

Overheard


Human Body:
In about 9 months, I can grow an entirely new human being, complete with a brain, and bones, and skin, and eyeballs, and fingers and toes - the works.

Me:
Cool. How long before my back starts to feel better?

Human Body:
Forever - that's just you now - get used to it, loser.

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