Overheard

Hey - I completely understand why so many people are having a hard time deciding who to vote for in the midterms.

I mean, really. On the one hand, you've got Democrats, who've been pretty disappointing for a while now.

And on the other hand, there are child-raping murderers, cheating at every turn, running coin-operated concentration camps, siphoning hundreds of billions of dollars out of the treasury directly into their offshore numbered accounts, while making the whole planet uninhabitable for humans - then blaming you for having a bad attitude, and not being a team player.

I get it - that's a really tough call - a regular Sophie's Choice.