Pro-Mortalism?

"I need to kill you and myself in order to prevent suffering in the future, so I have to blow up this IVF clinic."

Fake lord have mercy. But y'know, we might just make it if we can convince more of these guys to take themselves out of the gene pool.

Today's Darwin Award

I just wanna know how long I'm required to hate myself for having laughed at this.

WaPo:

In December, buttressed by his conviction and advances in homemade rocketry, “Mad” Mike Hughes flipped on a camera and fantasized about the moment when he shows mankind that it lives on a verdant disk.

The plan: Float dozens of miles high in a balloon, then fly a rocket to the Karman line, the 62-mile-high barrier that separates the atmosphere and the cold vacuum of space, filming the entire way. “For three hours, the world stops,” Hughes said during a live stream, imagining the reaction.

Hughes, a self-styled daredevil, flat-Earth theorist and limousine-jumping stuntman, died Saturday when his crudely built contraption propelled him on a column of steam, spiraled through the air and cratered into the sagebrush outside Barstow, Calif. He was 64.

Today's Tweet

Warning: Do not pull cord indoors. pic.twitter.com/4Xqz4xKeIc

— The Darwin Awards (@AwardsDarwin) June 22, 2016

Happy Birthday, Charles