Today's Deep Thought

A scuba-diving pregnant woman

is technically a submarine.

hat tip = Reddit r/showerthoughts

Today's Deep Thought

Fun Fact:

Jeff Bezos has more money than he has brain cells

Go Deeper

People who tell you not to talk to them until they've had their morning coffee are basically saying they're unpleasant to be around if they're not under the influence of drugs.

But maybe they're saying they find you unpleasant

if they're not under the influence.

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A Question

I heard today that Pi has now been

calculated to 62.8 trillion places.

Is there some kind of monumental change that occurs in the universe if we discover that the thing repeats at some point?

After almost 63 trillion places?

Today's Deep Thought

Cops are quitting because of a vaccine requirement.

This seems like an elegant solution for a different problem.

@PaulCogan

Observation

Overheard

Sometimes I get really pissed off because of the stoopid things people do, so I stop and ask myself - "what would god do?"

And then I try to drown them.

Deep Thought

There are people resistant to intelligence due to the reverse snobbery of the stupid.

hat tip = FB pal Sallie McDonough Planty

Today's Deep Thought

Condoms aren’t completely safe - a friend of mine had a

whole pocketful of ‘em when he got hit by a cement truck.

The Deep Thought

human programming is a matter of family, education, & experience

psychoanalysis & law enforcement make up the debugging effort

A Deep Thought

... which seems a little obvious

Republicans want us to have guns, but they don't want us to vote.

Is there method in that madness?

Deep Thinking

If it wasn't for double standards,

Republicans would have no standards at all.

Just Sayin'

I get hung up thinking about round pizzas in square boxes cut into triangles -

 I'm supposed to understand women?

Random Thought

If Diamond-n-Silk, Marjorie Taylor Qreene and that crackhead pillow guy are the leaders of your movement, ain't you gotta be wonderin' if maybe you're on the wrong side?

Today's Deep Thought

There's someone out there who holds the all time record for being the most secretive person in the world.

And nobody will ever know who it is.

Today's Thought

• Voters can't be trusted.
• Poll workers can't be trusted.
• Voting machines can't be trusted because the nerds who created the software can't be trusted.
• The media can't be trusted.
• The Justice Department can't be trusted.
• The intelligence community can't be trusted.
• The post office can't be trusted.
• The guys in charge of election security can't be trusted.
• The lower courts can't be trusted.
• The appellate courts can't be trusted.
• The Supreme Court can't be trusted.
• Democrats can't be trusted.
• Republicans can't be trusted.

But Donald Trump - now there's a guy we can trust - we should just take him at his word no matter what.

Roll that around in your head for a short minute til you understand how thoroughly stoopid it sounds.

Today's Deep Thought

"Where we go one, we go all" 

That seems like an odd choice as the rallying cry for people who go around calling everybody else "sheep".

A Deep Thought

The generation that invented internet technology is now the generation least likely to understand internet technology.

hat tip = r/showerthoughts

Deep Thought

overheard

Seems like the word "ambiguous"

should have more than one meaning.

Deep Thought

Men tell their daughters and sisters

not to talk to strangers

and then get pissed off

when women who don’t know them

don’t want to talk to them.