Slouching Towards Oblivion

Showing posts with label deep thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label deep thoughts. Show all posts

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Odd Thought


If you've donated enough blood,
over a long enough time,
it's almost a sure thing
that your blood ended up
in some guy's hard on.



Monday, June 06, 2022

A Thought


Be prepared to change your worldview.
The more confident we are about our beliefs,
the more our brains ignore contradictory evidence,
leaving us lost and blind
in an echo chamber of confirmation bias.

Tuesday, May 31, 2022

A Thought


Dear "conservatives" -

Generally, you've been voting for politicians who are in the process of making abortion illegal.

Guess who's going to be getting most of the abortions once those politicians make abortion illegal.

And guess who's going to be having most of the babies because they can't afford to travel in order to get the abortions all those white women are getting?

If you're really worried about that "Replacement Theory" crap, you need to be onboard with Pro-Choice.

Buncha fuckin' idiots.

Monday, May 23, 2022

Today's Big Think

Does the world embody beautiful ideas.

Frank Wilczek for Big Think


Nature uses fundamentally simple principles
to power emergent complexity.

Thursday, May 12, 2022

Today's Thought


Your body is not a temple.
It's a taxi cab.
It gets you from point A to point B
in reasonable comfort,
and it's designed to withstand
a reasonable amount of abuse.
Enjoy the ride.

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

A Thought


Wikipedia has built the modern-day equivalent
of the Library at Alexandria
simply by relying on the nerds' compulsion
to correct each other.

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

An Observation

 


Those Hyper-Patriotic Americans who hate foreigners and immigrants are the same people who hate large numbers of Americans too.

Saturday, March 12, 2022

Today's Thought


Maybe it's not that the price of gas
has gone up 60 cents a gallon.
Maybe it's the fact that even
a temporary increase in the price of gas
puts millions of American wage-earners
at risk of going broke.


hat tp = @DanPriceSeattle

Wednesday, February 02, 2022

A Thought

Over and over and over again, we've heard "conservatives" tell us it's a cherished privilege - and an honor beyond imagining - to fight, and to bleed, and to die if necessary, in order to protect and defend the sacred Constitution of these United States.


I'm just wondering why so many Republicans seem so willing to fight and to bleed and to die trying to shit-can it.

Sunday, January 02, 2022

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Odd Thought


American Christians
idolize conservatives Monday thru Saturday,
then go to church on Sunday
 and pray to a liberal for salvation.

Thursday, December 16, 2021

Today's Deep Thought


A game of Monopoly with
current prices,
and an average entry-level salary
would be unplayable.

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

A Thought


Among the many weird things about the text messages that were flying around on Jan6 is that when Don Jr felt the need to get in touch with his dad to plead with him to chill out the assholes attacking the Capitol, he had to ask Mark Meadows to do it.

Unless of course, it was just a little CYA.

Friday, October 22, 2021

Today's Factoid


Here in USAmerica Inc, there are about 560,000 homeless people. We could provide all of them with healthcare, a 1-bedroom apartment including all utilities and wi-fi - plus a monthly stipend of $1,000 for some food, clothes and a movie once in a while - solely at the expense of America's billionaires, and every one of those billionaires would still be a billionaire.

The way we're doing things is stoopid - we have to do better.

USAmerica, Inc


Sunday, October 10, 2021

A Thought


I find it comforting 
to think Ronald Reagan 
is spending eternity in hell 
waiting for heaven to trickle down.

Monday, September 20, 2021

Wisdom Available On Twitter


If you think people should suffer as you did early in your life because you
"turned out fine",
then you did not in fact turn out fine.

@daniel_swensen

Thursday, September 16, 2021

Deep Thought


Maybe we should to stop to consider
the probability that god sent COVID
to rid the world of
wingnut talk radio hosts,
alt-right podcasters,
and charlatan preachers.

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

A Thought


I have to marvel every day at what the billionaires and DumFux News have pulled off so far.

They got wage-earning folk to hate the very people who want them to have better pay (and to enjoy some of those fringe benefit thingies that should go along with every job) - who want them have safe drinking water and clean air to breathe, affordable healthcare, decent education opportunities, and the power to push back against big banks and the giant corporate conglomerates that eat companies and shit people.

It is a wonderment. But I s'pose that's always the way.


@GhostPanther

Saturday, September 04, 2021

Deep Thought


Imagine a guy scarfing 3 slices of pizza at a party because he's afraid they'll run out of it, and a guy who takes just one slice for the same reason. That's basically an illustration of The Tragedy Of The Commons, but damned if it doesn't perfectly describe how fucked up America is right now.

Friday, August 27, 2021

Today's Deep Thought

A scuba-diving pregnant woman
is technically a submarine.

hat tip = Reddit r/showerthoughts