Today's Life Guidance

Be kind

Hydrate

Punch Nazis

Overheard

Our mortal time

is the only thing we truly own.

We must learn to spend it wisely.

Today's Life Tip

Try this: Wear a falconry glove to the park, and then run around frantically calling a made-up name, telling people you've lost your eagle.

Everybody there with small dogs and children will leave, and you can enjoy some uncrowded quality time with yourself.