When I was a kid, my last name was not a very common thing - I didn't think so anyway - and the few famous people with that name were pretty cool - Pernell Roberts (he played Adam on Bonanza), and Fireball Roberts (a stock car racer).
Now we've got Julia Roberts - and that's pretty good, but it's really aggravating that two guys named Roberts are on track to fuck up democracy altogether, and I feel like my name is about to become another Manson or Arnold or Quisling.
Kevin Roberts - ramrod on Project 2025
WTF is it with "conservatives" and killing pets?
