Slouching Towards Oblivion

Saturday, February 14, 2015

A PolToon


...while the Executive Committee sits in a conference room (that prob'ly cost more than your fucking house) wondering, "Whatever happened to company loyalty?"

It Could Be Tranference


I've been wondering about the blow-up over Brian Williams.  And about why everybody and his uncle are jumping on this guy for having botched one story - yeah, OK, it was kind of a doozy, but c'mon.  He fell into the "Acquired Memory" trap, and we're compelled to a public lynching?

And here's an interesting little wrinkle - he admitted it, and tried to correct the record long after everybody'd forgotten about it.  When was the last time anybody - ANY-FUCKING-BODY - in the media decided to come clean like that?


We need to hold people accountable, but Coin-Operated Politicians and The Banksters (eg), and a pile of others who've screwed things up way bigger than anything a news reader ever did (DumFux News being the exception of course) - those guys are practically bulletproof, and we get pretty fucking frustrated about how it seems like they never get spanked or even yelled at.  Then along comes a Dan Rather or a Brian Williams, and we lose our shit over it - because we're so pissed at the people we can't touch, we take it all out on the ones we can. 


Press Poodles in general have a lot of shit to answer for - I just wanna make sure I'm mad at the right people for the right reasons.

Happy VD

That's Valentine's Day for those of you who're not all that cynical, and/or who can think at least slightly above gutter level - which kinda lets me out so why the fuck am I still typing?





















Friday, February 13, 2015

If It's Friday

Today's Unsociable Media

So I had a brief encounter with a coupla Facebook friends today.


It starts out OK - the guy posting it was trying (I tho't) to call attention to the fact that here in USAmerica Inc, the government (meaning us) shouldn't be trying to dictate what a woman has to wear in order to be in line with some bullshit arbitrary standard according to some bullshit arbitrary theocrat's taste or style sensibilities, or whatever it is he deems appropriate as far as them gals bein' seen in public.

But then it degenerates into this shitty little Mean-Girls-High-School-Fuck-Around-Festival-Of-Shaming, followed closely by a doubling down of rationalizations that seem to indicate an almost total lack of self-awareness (maybe even deliberately so), and I'm left to cogitate over how easy it is to get carried along with doing exactly the opposite of what it seems you were trying to do in the first place(?)

It is a wonderment - even tho' I've been guilty of riding that donkey too.  But y'know what?  Fuck that.  You're supposed to have learned a few things by the time you hit - oh, I dunno - sixty-fucking-years-old!

Here's the thing, kids:  Shaming somebody for anything having to do with their condition as a human being is not OK.  Do you really hold yourself in such high regard? Or is it that your own self-worth is so lousy you have to go out of your way to shit on somebody else to make yourself feel - what - funny, clever, hip, or just better somehow?  Any way you cut it, Skeezix, those are your problems - and while I'm happy to do what I can to help you deal with 'em, don't expect me to carry 'em around for you, while you look for a convenient victim to stomp on.

In the end - you pull that shit - you're just a fuckin' bully.


Well said, Girl In Yoga Pants.  Well said indeed.

Today's Artsy Thingie

Al Farrow

Sculptor Al Farrow has had numerous solo exhibitions since 1970, and is currently represented by Catharine Clark Gallery in San Francisco. His work has been in group shows at the Oakland Art Gallery, the San Francisco Arts Commission Gallery, Falkirk Cultural Center in Marin, the San Francisco Art Institute, and the Crocker Art Museum in Sacramento, among many others. He has over 20 years of bronze casting experience. His work is in many important public and private collections around the world, including the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, the di Rosa Preserve in Napa, and other collections in New York, Germany, Italy, and Hong Kong.



Thursday, February 12, 2015

Thursday Tunes

Shine --Donavon Frankenreiter





One / Let It Be (cover mash up) --Boyce Avenue




Let's Stay Together (cover) --Obadiah Parker



12:34 --Calum Graham & Don Ross



Seen It All Before --Amos Lee



Two Coins --Dispatch




Diamonds On The Inside --Ben Harper




Happy Birthday, Charles



 

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

The Other Awards Season

It's time once again to begin the celebration of all that isn't DumFux News.

Columbia University's DuPont Awards featured PBS and WGBH-Boston and The Seattle Times and several other joints where they look for stuff that matters and try to tell us what's going on.  Pretty much what you'd expect, because in spite of people like me who sit here and bitch about Press Poodles most of the day, it appears there may still be some journalisming going on up in here.

Conspicuous among the winners is Netflix - they put out a feature length documentary about Virunga National Park in Congo and the fight to protect a World Heritage Site from the various assholes who want nothing but power and money.

And of course, conspicuously absent (again) is DumFux News - for the 19th year in a row - which means their record remains unblemished at Oh-fer-19.  Zero. Zip. Zilch.  Nuthin'.  For their entire existence, starting in 1996, they just haven't been able to get over the hump on that whole journalism thing at all.

Things could change of course.  The year is young and filled with possiblities.  But really - what're the odds?

And it's not like there aren't opportunities.

James Beard Foundation (the writer, not the chef)
Anthony Shadid
Polk
Peabody
IWMF (fat chance, Roger)
SPJ
Gannett Foundation
Pulitzer
Pulliam
ASME
Hearst Foundation
(seems like that one oughta be right up Fox's alley seeing as how they share such a rich and proud tradition of war pimping - but anyhoo)

It's a much longer list than that.  I only put up the ones I've heard anything about. And when you add in all the regional outfits - eg: Ancil Payne, Keystone Press; plus all the niche subject stuff like Science and Economics and Foreign Policy, etc - it ain't long before you get a list of awards that makes it seem like the pizza party at the end of your kid's 3rd grade soccer season when everybody gets a trophy no matter what.  

But there's DumFux News - No trophy.  No Certificate of Participation.  No Honorable Mention.  Just some cardboard franchise pizza that's high on calories and low on actual food.  Seems fitting somehow.

I get the feeling they're not really trying.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Some Tuneroonies

World Of Wonders --Bruce Cockburn



Hills Of Morning --Bruce Cockburn



No Short Cuts --Heather Maloney



Oh Hope My Tired Friend --Heather Maloney