Slouching Towards Oblivion

Sunday, March 22, 2020

The Timeline

From The Recount



And gee golly wowser - let's not forget about the CinC we coulda had if we'd just stayed with her a little longer:

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Today's Tweet



I think we're all a little surprised this hasn't happened before. Fauci must have balls of steel to be able to hang in with President Stoopid.

Today's Beau

Justin King - Beau Of The Fifth Column



We have to have customers deciding which companies are worthy of survival, not Wall Street - and sure as fuck not Mitch McConnell.

Like Grandma always said:

Today's Tweet



1) If it's true but it makes me look bad, then it's false.
2) If it's false but it makes me look good, then it's true.

Friday, March 20, 2020

A PSA

The prevention of Shit Shows and Dumbfuckery has become a fair greater priority all of a sudden.

Today's Tweet



@SenatorBurr is a crook
@SenatorLoefler is a crook
@JimInhofe is a crook

Live From Home Challenge

Sarah Jarosz





Today's Palace Intrigue

Brian Tyler Cohen


I'm not going to jump up and down celebrating, thinking a smarmy slug like Tucker Carlson has finally had enough and is calling out the obviously rampant corruption of the GOP and blah blah blah.

I think this is classic duplicity.

It's more likely (IMO) that Carlson sees it as a good opportunity to make it look like he's "standing up for virtuous public service", while his condemnation is really all about pushing the "moderate" Richard Burr out of the way in order to make room for the far more radical Tom Cotton to step in.

This shit is never about what they tell us it's about.

Thursday, March 19, 2020

2nd Amendment

Steve Hoffstetter solves the gun thing for us - because yes, there's some other shit goin' on too.

New Product

Good old Yankee ingenuity and that can-do American spirit.