I'm not gonna say none of this crap about Syria matters - it does. But when I look at what passes for debate in congress and all over TV and Radio and Newspapers and the Blogosphere, I'll say none of that matters any more than pissin' in your wetsuit.
Nothing anybody says has anything to do with what's really going on because Obama's not gonna tell us everything he knows - or thinks he knows.
Kerry got himself all worked up - to the point where the expression on his face almost changed (I know, right?). Anyway, the guy'srunnin' around all crazy, yelling stating calmly in his best clear-but-stern-Brahmin-esque voice, "I'm not Colin Powell; I am not Colin Powell, dammit".
Meanwhile, Huckleberry Closet-Case and his best old buddy Grampy McDumfuck wanna make sure everybody knows they're on top of things, and that no matter what happens, America is still large and in charge; and 1986 is gonna be a great year for us - amiright!?!! USA! USA! USA!
I'd call this a circus inside a circle jerk wrapped in a cluster fuck, but that'd be an insult to all 3.
So here's the deal - this is my considered opinion and what I think I should get paid top dollar for suggesting the Prez should do:
Everybody knows 2 basic things. One is that Assad's gotta go. The other one is that Assad knows he either "wins" this thing or he dies. Winning is pretty unlikely no matter what happens, but he can't win even in the short-term if he doesn't have big powerful friends - which he thinks he has in China and Russia.
So here's the play: Obama has to figure out how to get Putin to dispose of Assad. And actually, he has to get Putin to believe that by taking Assad out, Russia makes strategic gains in the middle east. That's what Vlad wants after all. So Putin jacks Assad, and the ensuing mess is Putin's problem. But Putin knows all that, so...
...long story short - that's the setup, and here's the sting: We knock off Assad and make sure Putin's fingerprints are all over the caper - a bit of Polonium-210 residue oughta do it.
Better yet - we get Bejing to do it, and they make sure Putin gets the blame.
Or maybe we could get the Israelis to get the Ugandans to get the North Koreans to get the Chinese to get the Russians...
Where's Curtis Lemay when you really need him?
Nothing anybody says has anything to do with what's really going on because Obama's not gonna tell us everything he knows - or thinks he knows.
Kerry got himself all worked up - to the point where the expression on his face almost changed (I know, right?). Anyway, the guy's
Meanwhile, Huckleberry Closet-Case and his best old buddy Grampy McDumfuck wanna make sure everybody knows they're on top of things, and that no matter what happens, America is still large and in charge; and 1986 is gonna be a great year for us - amiright!?!! USA! USA! USA!
I'd call this a circus inside a circle jerk wrapped in a cluster fuck, but that'd be an insult to all 3.
So here's the deal - this is my considered opinion and what I think I should get paid top dollar for suggesting the Prez should do:
Everybody knows 2 basic things. One is that Assad's gotta go. The other one is that Assad knows he either "wins" this thing or he dies. Winning is pretty unlikely no matter what happens, but he can't win even in the short-term if he doesn't have big powerful friends - which he thinks he has in China and Russia.
So here's the play: Obama has to figure out how to get Putin to dispose of Assad. And actually, he has to get Putin to believe that by taking Assad out, Russia makes strategic gains in the middle east. That's what Vlad wants after all. So Putin jacks Assad, and the ensuing mess is Putin's problem. But Putin knows all that, so...
...long story short - that's the setup, and here's the sting: We knock off Assad and make sure Putin's fingerprints are all over the caper - a bit of Polonium-210 residue oughta do it.
Better yet - we get Bejing to do it, and they make sure Putin gets the blame.
Or maybe we could get the Israelis to get the Ugandans to get the North Koreans to get the Chinese to get the Russians...
Where's Curtis Lemay when you really need him?
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