Today's Tweet

I don't even...can't even...

Time to start drinking

The scene: three days after nuclear war erupts in the aftermath of a Presidential twitter rant.

Congressman A: This move by the President was very unhelpful.

Senator B: I am deeply disturbed by the President's actions.

Pundit: This is how real Americans use nuclear weapons.

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) January 12, 2018