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Sep 14, 2018

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So my dickhead neighbor, Brad, called the police because I was doing a little reefer out on my balcony.

The cops get here and ask me where's the weed? And I tell them I smoked it all.

Then they asked me who my supplier is - and now they're over at Brad's, jackin' all his shit.

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