Today's MAGA Dope

You can't have a real debate about anything if you don't start with a set of facts that we can all accept and agree on.

If one side literally makes shit up, and then insists that shit is ice cream, then there is no debate - because you cannot debate what isn't real.

You and your suite-mates can sit in your freshman dorm room, stoned outa your minds at 3am on a random Tuesday, and speculate about how much pixie dust a unicorn would need to have non-contact oral sex with Bigfoot, but that's not a fucking debate.