Showing posts with label easter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label easter. Show all posts

Apr 15, 2022

Today's Today


Happy Good Friday, Christians. So glad to hear the Romans killed your guy - that's what makes it "Good" Friday for you, right?

Apr 4, 2021

Today's Today

Christians wish to remind you that studying, adhering to, observing and/or participating in godless pagan rituals is a sin, and that they want you to stop persecuting them as they celebrate the reanimation of a Jewish zombie on this, the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox. Thank you.











Apr 1, 2018

Today's Today - Also Too

It's not really such a coincidence that Easter falls on April Fools Day, right?