Unwitting

Remember "Total Information Awareness"?

It's been kinda interesting to hear how outraged people said they were when they found out NSA was scooping up emails and phone calls, and then to see how it's all but become a non-issue lately.  I'm not saying they should've done everything it appears they've done - there's a bunch of it that's flat out illegal, and I stand by my "fuck you, NSA" campaign all the way.  But really, how hard do we make those guys work, considering all the little pieces of info we leave lying around almost every minute of every day?



Privacy only works if you close the door and draw the curtains once in a while.

Last One

Fuck you, NSA

Cousin Magilla Sez

...fuck you, NSA

Takin' It To The Streets

Fuck you, NSA

And a little taste of The Doobs:

Kids Say The Darnedest Things

Like - fuck you, NSA.

I Gotcher Monday Right Here

Fuck you, NSA - Celebrity Edition:

Sunday Sermonization

Short and sweet, but I guess I should start with - Fuck you, NSA.

And Mr Obama - you could do with a little fuck you too.  I know; you have to say hardass things in a hardass way because sometimes you have to be a hardass.  I get it, but c'mon - you know for a plain fact that FISA's a joke and NSA is part of the biggest boondoggle ever because Security Nation is a good 80% theater.

We've got at least 16 'agencies' (that we're allowed to know of) scattered over god knows how many states, along with half-a-hundred Beltway Bandits filled with high-quality 'talent' like Eddie Snowden, soaking up jillions of dollars that they don't have to account for, doing shit in our names that we don't even get to know about.  What the fuck, bubba?

Gangbusters my ass - that whole conglomerated outfit belongs in Uncle Dub's barn with Mickey and Judy and a budget just big enough to cover the homemade costumes and finger paint for the scenery.

Fuck this shit.  It's Sunday - I'm goin' fishin'.

Let There Be Weekend

...and let it begin with Fuck You, NSA.

Thank God - It's Friday

Now wait just a durn minute, I almost fergot - Fuck You, NSA.

Birds Do It, Bees Do It

...even politically conscious chimpanzees do it.  Fuck you, NSA.

Wednesday's Child

...is full of piss and vinegar.  Fuck you, NSA.

If It's Tuesday

...it must be time for me to say, "Fuck you, NSA" - and also we should prob'ly figure out how to co-opt something.

So here it is:

That's a t-shirt you can buy at a joint called Red Bubble

I ♥ Capitalism.

On A Monday

Good mornin', heartache - and fuck you, NSA.

Yay - It's Sunday

...and fuck you, NSA.

Good Morning, Everybody

...and fuck you, NSA.

Rest o' y'all, have a great day.

Fuck You, NSA

I just wanna give a good solid shout-out to my government, as it wastes an enormous amount of their time and my money looking for shit they can hang on people who have nothing more nefarious in mind than fixing a decent meal for their families, and knowing something about the world they live in.

A New York woman says her family's interest in the purchase of pressure cookers and backpacks led to a home visit by six police investigators demanding information about her job, her husband's ancestry and the preparation of quinoa.

Michele Catalano, who lives in Long Island, New York, said her web searches for pressure cookers, her husband's hunt for backpacks and her "news junkie" son's craving for information on the Boston bombings had combined somewhere in the internet ether to create a "perfect storm of terrorism profiling".

Members of what she described as a "joint terrorism task force" descended on Catalano's home on Wednesday.

I may have to post just that simple loving phrase every day - I may even have to answer my phone with a good hearty "Fuck the NSA", like a lot of us used to say "Fuck the FBI" back in the 70s - and I say 'loving' because just like practically everybody else, I truly love this joint which means I have to insist on expecting my government to live up to the ideals it was founded on.  I want us all - together - to be the country we know we once were, and can be again.

So yeah - Fuck You, NSA.  Here I am.  Come and get me.