BOSTON—Warning that he was a dark and vengeful God, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick reportedly pulled aside Tim Tebow at the team’s facilities Thursday and informed the backup quarterback that he was his only Lord and savior now. “This is your church now, and you shall worship me,” said Belichick, who sources confirmed clutched Tebow’s throat and slammed the former Heisman Trophy winner against a concrete wall. “If you want to see a wrathful God, then question me on playing time. I will crush you into dust. And if I ever see you on your knees, you better be praying to me or you will be destroyed by my blistering fury.” At press time, Tebow told reporters that he was renouncing Jesus Christ.
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Sunday, June 26, 2016
Monday, June 20, 2016
They Seem Like Such Nice Girls
My darling daughter got me to watch the opening episode of the new season of OITNB last night. Here's the tune they chose to go with the closing credits. (NSFW)
Saturday, January 10, 2015
Sunday, December 14, 2014
Friday, May 16, 2014
Friday, April 04, 2014
Monday, March 10, 2014
Monday, February 10, 2014
Friday, January 31, 2014
The Industrial Food Image Bureau
This one ran on the front end of a music video I was trying to watch:
And I just had to go to the website (farmedanddangerous.com), where I found this:
I've been "on the web" in one way or another since the late 80s, and I think this is the first time I've ever come across a pop-up kinda ad that I've actually clicked on. I guess Google's gonna get all of us eventually.
And I just had to go to the website (farmedanddangerous.com), where I found this:
I've been "on the web" in one way or another since the late 80s, and I think this is the first time I've ever come across a pop-up kinda ad that I've actually clicked on. I guess Google's gonna get all of us eventually.
Friday, January 24, 2014
Friday, November 01, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Why So Serious?
And now for something that's almost as wacky as the TeaBagger antics of late:
hat tip = Little Green Footballs
hat tip = Little Green Footballs
Tuesday, July 09, 2013
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Saturday, June 01, 2013
Friday, May 10, 2013
Saturday, May 04, 2013
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Saturday, February 16, 2013
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