So, Trump's in the Oval Office now, and in that first big official briefing, did everybody roll their eyes when he asked, "So what's the real story on that whole Roswell alien thing, huh?" - like he's the first one who ever came up with that (except he prob'ly wasn't joking).
Second - how disappointed is he that there really is no such thing as The Big Book Of Secrets?
Which brings us to number three - will there be a call to Alex Jones? Like: "Dude, you really are a fuckin' idiot - none of that shit's true."
Yeah - prob'ly not. And the Press Poodles prob'ly won't ask him about any of it either.
Just wonderin'.
Second - how disappointed is he that there really is no such thing as The Big Book Of Secrets?
Which brings us to number three - will there be a call to Alex Jones? Like: "Dude, you really are a fuckin' idiot - none of that shit's true."
Yeah - prob'ly not. And the Press Poodles prob'ly won't ask him about any of it either.
Just wonderin'.