Climate Change has been a factor driving hundreds of thousands of humans to migrate for a couple of decades already, and that migratory trend will grow into the hundreds of millions of people as sea levels rise and temperatures climb into the "biologically inhospitable" range.
If you're not down with Climate Change, you can STFU about immigration problems.
It seems Yevgeny Prigozhin's airplane fell out of a window on the 437th floor of the Moscow regional air column ...
... or ...
Yesterday, Mr Priozhin's airplane underwent an unscheduled rapid disassembly procedure, the details of which will be reviewed and released as early as Autumn two-thousand-fucking-never.
So now we get to play a few exhilarating rounds of the Wild Speculation Game.
This being the latest iteration of This Modern Age, anything that happens - anywhere with more than a few humans per square parsec - carries a fair probability of being documented by smart phone video, but this seems just a tiny bit too convenient.
Apparently, Mr Putin is still convinced he can kill his way out of his problems.
Even if it's just a "lucky break", it serves the purpose of further terrorizing average Russians enough to keep them compliant.
The rumor mill is being cranked up and will soon be running at 110% capacity.
BTW, to all my acquaintances, friends or bosom buddies - or anybody else who flies the MAGA freak flag, and who may be one of the dipwads, or who're in sympathy with the dipwads who like to threaten us all with some kinda terrorizing violence if we don't go along with their fucked up ideas:
The truthfulness of an Eric Trump can only be expressed in negative numbers.
Eric Trump: “If somebody came into one of our hotels while my father was president & they were from a foreign country, a government official from a foreign country - you know what we’d do? We’d donate all the money from that margarita they bought at the bar to the US Treasury.” pic.twitter.com/dxU537XY0b
