Because I know you are so very very busy
That you have no time to know anything at all
I will keep this brief.
I know you are far too busy driving Chinese toys and
Cigarettes and
Pressboard furniture across the continent
To pay attention to anything
Except double-clutching and yellow lines, and
The radio,
Which is playing Hannity and Rogan and Savage and Levin and Beck and
Shapiro and
Kirk and
Savage and
Prager and
Larson, and, of course,
The game, and
Maybe you have just enough time to stop off in that Ohio diner and
Tell to the New York Times foreign correspondents
Permanently stationed there
About the caravans of illegals and
The price of eggs and
Shoplifting in San Diego and yet
You are also a single mother
Raising nine kids and
Working nine jobs who
Has no time to think about anything except
Making correct change and getting the order right, and
Who is up and who is out on the Masked Singer, and
Can you believe the bullshit judging on Dancing the the Stars, and
Dropping in on focus groups to explain about how tariffs work, and
The illegals making houses so expensive, and
Why Kamala Harris cannot be trusted,
(Did you know that she slept her way to the top, and
Her father is a communist!) and
You remember hearing something about January sixth or
Maybe it was the seventh, whatever,
You're not exactly sure what, but
Strangely you are also 24 and a dude and have no girlfriend,
Which is fine, really, fine, because you are just crazy busy all the time
With...stuff like Call of Duty and GTO and Diablo 4, and
Your shitty job where customers ask the stupidest questions, and
Bitch about everything like you're Mr. CVS, and
How come fucking Joe Biden will pay off those rich college fuckers bills, but
Won't make weed legal in your state, and
Someday you're going to be making real money with MMA
Because you practice your moves in your garage, but
It's hard to relax when everything is so fucked up, like, uh, like,
Y'know the price of stuff and crime and shit, and
What we need is a badass MMA guy to kick some ass because,
Respect, gotta have respect,
Chicks go for that like magnets, and
You remember hearing on Twitter something about
COVID being a scam, and somehow
You're also a retired couple, living well, but
You hear all these things,
On the news, and
It's all so bad,
So, so bad,
Never been so bad,
Sure you're doing ok, but out there, just over the horizon,
The country is in ruins, and
Unemployment has never been higher, and
DEI caused the California wildfires, and
What's going on on college campuses which is just shameful, and
Inflation is out of control, and
Crime gangs run the Blue cities, and,
The government is giving all our money to moochers and foreign wars, and
Everyone knows Biden was being controlled by you-know-who, and
Do your own research because everything is out of control, and
It's never been this bad before
Ever.
