Slouching Towards Oblivion

Monday, August 26, 2019

Today's Tweet


Gotta make a change.


On The Intertubes Today

via @texas_rose52:

"I don't know if Joe Walsh has enough time to accumulate the necessary lawsuits, bankruptcies, wives, porn stars and pedo-buddies to get in good with the Evangelicals."

Sunday, August 25, 2019

Who's Foolin' Who?

Made in China: 85% of Walmart's goods
Made in China: 70% of Target's goods
Made in China: 100% of Dollar Tree's goods
Made In China: 50% of medications & vaccines
Made in China: 60-70% of Apple products
Made in China: 100% of Trump merchandise

45* says we don't need China and he's fixin' to "win" his trade war by borrowing more money from them - kinda like what he's done his whole worthless fucking life.


He thinks he can just go on borrowing and either threatening to default or defaulting in fact, and eventually he'll be "in control" of his debtors because they won't be able to afford to be mean to him.

But we're talking about the lives of 325,000,000 million Americans, plus however many millions more around the world who're going to be fucked over completely if we don't put a stop to this bullshit.



Today's Tweet



Yea verily, I say unto you, the lord is not in the mood for your shit today.

Saturday, August 24, 2019

Overheard

So, will they cremate David Koch's politicians along with him?



Tiny Desk

Women will help us save ourselves - if we can just figure out how to shut up, get outa their way, and let 'em work their magic.

David Crosby and The Lighthouse Band:


What Are Their Names
Looks In Their Eyes
Other Half Rule
Woodstock

David Crosby: vocals
Michael League: guitar, vocals
Becca Stevens: vocals, guitar
Michelle Willis: keys, vocals

Podcast

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good.




Mail those checks to:

The Professional Left Podcast
PO Box 9133
Springfield, IL 62791-9133 

Bag some swag at the Zazzle Store:

Today's Tweet



At first blush this has to be: No one ever went broke underestimating the taste or good sense of the American consumer.

But if the point is to work your shit out, then this makes all the sense in the world.

In Passing On Passing


Walker Bragman, The Independent:

How does one eulogize a villain? It’s a question I find myself asking today after reading the news that David H Koch has died. What else can we really call a man who spent his entire adult life enriching himself at the expense of the world around him, leaving in his wake millions of destroyed lives, a planet on the brink of ecological catastrophe, and a nuclear superpower governed by a far-right political party? 

While it is generally impolitic to castigate someone after death, in the case of David Koch, it’s hard not to point out that his life’s work was the destruction of others. 

Koch went by many titles — billionaire industrialist, businessman, philanthropist, entrepreneur, conservative activist, libertarian vice presidential candidate — and I expect we’ll see many of those thrown around today. But “villain” is the one that suited him best.

Indeed, such is the appropriate term for a profoundly wealthy man who relies on a shadowy network of political advocacy groups to sell unpopular, detrimental policies to unsuspecting voters for the purposes of personal gain. 

Along with a 42 per cent stake in Koch Industries, David inherited what could be described as a pathological distaste for government from his father, a founding member of the far-right John Birch Society and a man who reportedly once built an oil refinery for Nazi Germany. Together with his brother Charles, David would use both to reshape America for the worse.

David and Charles, colloquially known as the infamous “Koch Brothers,” poured money into causes like climate change denial to ensure their fossil fuel empire remained profitable for as long possible. They went after public education, throwing their cash behind voucher programs in states like Arizona, which ranked 47 in the nation for its public schools last year. They went after unions through proxies like former Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. They targeted Social Security for privatization. According to one report, they even tried to hamper cleanup efforts after Hurricane Katrina

And these are just some of the worthy causes David Koch and his brother used their vast fortunes to pursue. The reality is, given the porous nature of America’s campaign finance laws, there is no way of truly knowing the complete extent of their political ventures. 

David Koch’s legacy is truly one of injustice. For as much injustice as there was in how he lived, there is much more in how he died. Rather than slip into obscurity, forgotten by the generations that will hopefully do the work of undoing the damage he caused the planet, Koch finds unearned immortality in infamy.

If not for our human need to learn from the mistakes of our past, this man ought to have no legacy. But the world he left behind is undeniably impacted by his actions and riddled with inequities, many of which he should have answered for in life, but instead will have to do so in the books of history.


I've never wished any man dead, but I've read some obituaries with great pleasure.
--Mark Twain (but not really)


Friday, August 23, 2019

Fate Aligning With The Cosmos

So - yesterday, Bernie unveiled his 16-trillion-dollar plan for converting to a green economy, and today, David Koch died.

We may be on to something here.