Slouching Towards Oblivion

Friday, August 30, 2019

If Only

Product Parody - Bias Blockers

Today's Tweet



This bit of distancing didn't totally come outa the blue. We've been hearing about some disgruntlement for a while, but I haven't seen anything quite so pointed.

Maybe DumFux News is acknowledging the writing on the wall. At this point, no one can be unaware that eventually, everybody hitched up with Trump is going to burn.


So we're left to wonder if this is a signal event. ie: Has Trump become toxic enough to the GOP that they're starting to recognize him as a threat to the Plutocracy Project? And are they just hedging their bets, thinking they can get Trump back into line by firing a shot across his bow, or are they telling him it's over?

Or maybe they're playing 45*'s Reality TV Flip-Flop-Flip Game where they throw something out there, making it look like there's a spat, when they're really just trying to get people to stop thinking they're always and only in bed with Trump? 

But then again maybe not cuz it could be a real thing and then what if they're really mad at him and he's just being a dick to make us think the opposite, cuz if you're not a dick then people take unfair advantage of you and so you have to pretend you're a dick so you keep your fan base and holy fuck how do we get off this stoopid fucking ride!?!

Cheeto Christ

Randy Rainbow

The Joint's On Fire

...and the DOJ Inspector General is bitchin' about Jim Comey trying to put it out with a non-compliant fire extinguisher.

Harry Litman, WaPo:

Okay, so former FBI director James B. Comey failed to dot his i’s and cross his t’s in creating and retaining memos detailing his private conversations with President Trump during the months between Trump’s inauguration and his sacking of Comey on May 9, 2017.

The report issued on Thursday by Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz found that Comey broke no laws and did not release any classified information.

But Horowitz took Comey to task for retaining the memos rather than leaving them with the FBI when he departed. The inspector general concluded that the memos were “public records,” not personal documents, as Comey had argued.

Horowitz also larded his report with civics lessons on the rule of law and the “dangerous example” in Comey’s failure to strictly follow FBI guidelines concerning the handling of government records. There is a strong sensation of outrage in the Horowitz report, which the New York Times characterized as “blistering.”

The problem with the report is that it gives almost no weight to the context in which Comey acted, a failing Horowitz aggravates with his hall-monitor rectitude.

Because the context was extraordinary. When a president summons the FBI director to demand loyalty, and then urges the director during a second conversation to drop a criminal investigation against an ally, we are not in the normal territory of FBI rules and procedures


Jim Comey's legacy is a mixed bag. He's considered something of a Boy Scout, which isn't all bad, until it slops over into the kind of priggishness that the guy carries around with him like some Calvinist circuit preacher.

I think it comes down to the problem of trying to be impartial at the expense of factual reality.

He shits the bed with that round of ridiculous "disclosures" about how Hillary was a dishonest fuckup, and that more emails had been discovered on Anthony Wiener's laptop, and that meant the investigation had to be reopened, which turned out not to be relevant at all, but reinforced the bullshit narrative 45* and House Repubs were peddling - and for what? To make sure Hillary didn't win by the landslide everybody was expecting? To salvage something for the GOP? 

But then it seems like he went into the new administration intent on "balancing things out" - or something. Fuck, I don't know. 

And I think that little guessing game is the key to the problem. Everybody is so enamored with carving out their own little fiefdom, they don't have enough time or energy to do the job they were hired to do, and we're left to spend our time and energy wondering what the fuck they're really up to.



This kinda shit has to stop.

Thursday, August 29, 2019

Today's Tweet



And respect for the decisions other people make regarding who they are and what they need.


And maybe we should be trying a little harder to make sure teachers get the support they should have - starting with the money they should be making.

Today's Pix

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Devolving

There's an obvious pattern to the way Cult45 operates.


First, always always always remember that no matter what else, putting money in Trump's pocket while ducking his responsibility is the whole fucking point of the exercise.

So the tactical distractions are becoming epic, and I think the level of the weirdness of those distractions is proportional to the panic 45* feels as we accelerate towards the revelation of damning and (hopefully irrefutable) evidence of depravities that make Dorian Grey look like Jefferson Smith.

Three things popped up in the last few days - the first of which is kind of a redux of an old scandal.

Forbes:

Like autumn leaves, sponsored Cadillacs, Ferraris and Maseratis descend on the Trump National Golf Club in Westchester County, New York, in September for the Eric Trump Foundation golf invitational. Year after year, the formula is consistent: 18 holes of perfectly trimmed fairways with a dose of Trumpian tackiness, including Hooters waitresses and cigar spreads, followed by a clubhouse dinner, dates encouraged. The crowd leans toward real estate insiders, family friends and C-list celebrities, such as former baseball slugger Darryl Strawberry and reality housewife (and bankruptcy-fraud felon) Teresa Giudice.

The real star of the day is Eric Trump, the president's second son and now the co-head of the Trump Organization, who has hosted this event for ten years on behalf of the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital in Memphis. He's done a ton of good: To date, he's directed more than $11 million there, the vast majority of it via this annual golf event. He has also helped raise another $5 million through events with other organizations.

The best part about all this, according to Eric Trump, is the charity's efficiency: Because he can get his family's golf course for free and have most of the other costs donated, virtually all the money contributed will go toward helping kids with cancer. "We get to use our assets 100% free of charge," Trump tells Forbes.

That's not the case. In reviewing filings from the Eric Trump Foundation and other charities, it's clear that the course wasn't free--that the Trump Organization received payments for its use, part of more than $1.2 million that has no documented recipients past the Trump Organization. Golf charity experts say the listed expenses defy any reasonable cost justification for a one-day golf tournament.

So we're right back to playing the donors for suckers - or worse, enlisting those "donors" in service of the scam that easily could include kickbacks and influence peddling.

Eric Trump is in the running for top honors in the Douche Nozzle Of The Year awards every fucking year. 

And then there's this one via WaPo:

Children born overseas to some American parents serving in the military or working for the federal government may no longer automatically claim U.S. citizenship if their parents had lived in the United States for less than five years, according to a new federal policy issued Wednesday. 

Instead, officials said, those parents must apply for citizenship on behalf of their children before they turn 18 years old.

U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, which processes citizenship applications, said it rescinded a policy that had allowed some members of the military and government employees to easily transmit citizenship to children born overseas, because it conflicted with other policies and federal law.


Now, they do tell us they're not out to fuck people over with this, and that the change in policy doesn't affect anyone who's already a citizen, or people born before the effective date of the new policy.

So, you might ask, what's the point? Why change the policy?

Good questions. Especially when we know Cult45 lies all fucking day every fucking day.

Other good questions: 
Seein' as how the mother of my kids was born in Germany when her dad was active duty Air Force, and that she had to get some special declaration from the State Department to establish her citizenship (as an adult), could she be stripped of that citizenship?
Would my children then be considered anchor babies?
Are they subject to being rounded up and deported?

And now this, from VICE:

Families of kids receiving medical care in the U.S. got letters saying they have to leave within 33 days or face deportation and a temporary ban on returning

ICE will now be able to decide whether undocumented immigrants getting treatment for serious medical conditions can stay in the country, WBUR and the Associated Press reported Monday.

U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, the federal agency that handles matters like naturalization and adjustment of status, had previously handled cases through the "medical deferred action" program. But these requests — essentially a form of short-term deportation relief for people getting treated for conditions like cancer, cystic fibrosis, and muscular dystrophy — are now being referred to ICE for “consideration,” a USCIS spokesperson told VICE News.

Massachusetts politicians slammed the recent change. “By no longer considering medical deferred action requests for immigrants, the Trump administration is now literally deporting kids with cancer,” Massachusetts Sen. Ed Markey said on Facebook.


Boston Mayor Marty Walsh called the decision “absurd and inhumane.”

Under acting director Ken Cuccinelli, USCIS has become increasingly politicized. Cuccinelli recently defended the Trump administration’s“public charge” rule, which intends to deny visas or green cards to immigrants who may rely on government assistance, by providing a reinterpretation of the famous poem inscribed on the Statue of Liberty.

All of this weird shit - especially the weird shit they're doing with immigrants - has purpose.

They told us over a year ago. John Kelly mentioned it at least once when he was Sec'y of DHS, and I think again when he went to work as 45*'s Chief of Staff, that we were taking these actions as a means to deter immigration from Hispanic countries to our south.

We might as well be saying, "We will treat you like you're dog shit on the soles of our shoes - and we have no qualms about fucking up your kids in order to get what we want."

So the original point of the cruelty was to warn people away. But as is always the case with such things, the point of the cruelty became cruelty for its own sake, and the whole mess escalates practically all by itself.

Most people can be talked into the notion that it's OK to do bad things for good reasons. But good people won't go along with it for long. So eventually, you have to replace all those good people.

Inevitably, all you have left is a group of people who're not only willing to do those shitty things, but who want to do those shitty things because they like to do shitty things.

We've seen it before - we're now entering the phase where the point of the cruelty is cruelty - the point of bullying is bullying - the act of torturing people is the point of torturing people.


The kicker is that we have a "POTUS" who stokes the drive to abandon our sense of honor - our very humanity - by floating a presidential pardon in front of anyone willing to step up and do his dirty work.

All of which, while not part of some elaborate strategically-plotted 4-dimensional chess, is in fact deliberate, in that it's calculated to spread wave after wave after wave of bullshit across the media spectrum in order to: a) create opportunities to steal money, and b) provide cover for the crimes.

This is not a government - this is a fucking robbery. And it's 39 kinds of fucked up.

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Today's Tweets



This is one of the big lies coming from "conservatives.


The truth is that the dog on the left (the one doing the work) will be paid about 200 times less than the dog on the right (the Rent-Seeking dog).

Tipping


The Beat with Ari Melber:


Business Insider:
  • MSNBC host Lawrence O'Donnell said a "source close to Deutsche Bank" told him that President Donald Trump's loans were underwritten by "Russian billionaires close to Vladimir Putin."
  • "If true, that would explain every kind word Donald Trump has ever said about Russia and Vladimir Putin," O'Donnell said.
  • There has yet to be any other reporting to substantiate this claim.
  • Earlier on Tuesday, Deutsche Bank confirmed that it held tax records to do with Trump, but no details have yet been made public.
  • Trump's ties to Deutsche Bank have long been the subject of rumor and speculation, and O'Donnell has a long record of controversial statements.

MSNBC host Lawrence O'Donnell added to the swirl of rumor that surrounds President Donald Trump's relationship with Deutsche Bank, suggesting that his loans with the lender were underwritten by Russian billionaires.

O'Donnell, appearing on the network Tuesday night with host Rachel Maddow, said that a source "close to Deutsche Bank says that the co-signers of Donald Trump's Deutsche Bank loans are Russian billionaires close to Vladimir Putin."


Meanwhile, back at the ranch, WaPo ran this today:

President Trump is so eager to complete hundreds of miles of border fence ahead of the 2020 presidential election that he has directed aides to fast-track billions of dollars’ worth of construction contracts, aggressively seize private land and disregard environmental rules, according to current and former officials involved with the project.

He also has told worried subordinates that he will pardon them of any potential wrongdoing should they have to break laws to get the barriers built quickly, those officials said.

And to be clear, the Press Poodles are pimping the narrative that this whole thing coalesces around the premise that it's all Trump's doing - that Trump is the driver and the sole owner of the responsibility.


Not even POTUS  - the most powerful guy on the whole fucking planet - can pull this off all by himself.

To reiterate - 45* has NOT remade the GOP in his image. He's the near-perfect reflection of what that party has been morphing into for at least 2 generations.

He's not working alone. He's surrounded and propped up by a full compliment of enablers from Washington to Moscow to Wall Street.

And most of those Daddy State pimps are wearing Republican badges. It has to be obvious at this point that the GOP has become a criminal enterprise.

They must not be let off the hook this time.

Today's Today

Today we mark that fateful day in 2014 when Obama defiled all that is holy by wearing a tan suit at work.


Republicans - of course - lost their shit completely, railing about how how disrespectful he was being. 

And - of course again - they were completely full of shit, which is pretty neat trick when you think about it, but not really because the Republicans' supply of shit is unlimited, and so they can completely lose their shit while actually remaining full of shit at the same time.