1: How could you sleep with her!?
2: She was naked - what was I supposed to do?
1: The autopsy - you were supposed to do the autopsy!
2: Don't try to order me around.
1: You are, without a doubt, the worst veterinarian ever.
Sunday, June 30, 2019
A Joke
Two men arguing
1: How could you sleep with her!?
2: She was naked - what was I supposed to do?
1: The autopsy - you were supposed to do the autopsy!
2: Don't try to order me around.
1: You are, without a doubt, the worst veterinarian ever.
1: How could you sleep with her!?
2: She was naked - what was I supposed to do?
1: The autopsy - you were supposed to do the autopsy!
2: Don't try to order me around.
1: You are, without a doubt, the worst veterinarian ever.
Saturday, June 29, 2019
Today's Tweet
For the win
I’d love to see Buttigieg as VP, but what are the odds of two consecutive gay Vice-Presidents from Indiana? pic.twitter.com/u0NKIgsYZw— Stone 🥶 (@stonecold2050) June 29, 2019
The Professional Left - Episode 500
Send that check to:
The Professional Left
PO Box 9133
Springfield IL 62791-9133
The Virtue Challenge
The New Colossus --Emma Lazarus
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning,
and her name Mother of Exiles.
From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
With silent lips.
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years.
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears.
America. America.
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.
That sees beyond the years.
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears.
America. America.
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.
Friday, June 28, 2019
Today's Tweet
Nail head meets hammer
Sexism is calling Harris aggressive when she’s being passionate, while calling Trump passionate when he’s being a dick.— Ida Skibenes ❄️ (@ida_skibenes) June 28, 2019
The Big Fail
Here in USAmerica Inc, we have lobby shops and marketing departments working tirelessly to make sure of two main things:
New data released by the Appalachian Regional Commission Tuesday show per capita annual income fell by more than $1,000 in several Eastern Kentucky counties from 2016 to 2017, the most recent year made available by the ARC.
In Bell County, per capita income fell by more than $1,100, and Whitley County saw a drop of $1,080.
A total of nine counties in Appalachian Kentucky saw a decrease in per capita income from 2016 to 2017, according to the ARC.
Cult45 straight up lied about "bringing back the coal industry". They knew it was a lie, and we knew it was a lie, and the good folk in Coal Country knew down deep it was a lie.
But the old story is true now the same as it was true way back when - people need to believe they're going to be OK. They need to believe their troubles aren't just due to their own failings.
So tricksters like 45* and Mitch McConnell are always around to tell them some comforting lies.
- That we never get to hear anything real about any real problems
- If we do hear anything real, we're immediately provided with a rebuttal, or a rationalization, or a good way to deflect
There's bad news for Kentucky.
New data released by the Appalachian Regional Commission Tuesday show per capita annual income fell by more than $1,000 in several Eastern Kentucky counties from 2016 to 2017, the most recent year made available by the ARC.
In Bell County, per capita income fell by more than $1,100, and Whitley County saw a drop of $1,080.
A total of nine counties in Appalachian Kentucky saw a decrease in per capita income from 2016 to 2017, according to the ARC.
Cult45 straight up lied about "bringing back the coal industry". They knew it was a lie, and we knew it was a lie, and the good folk in Coal Country knew down deep it was a lie.
But the old story is true now the same as it was true way back when - people need to believe they're going to be OK. They need to believe their troubles aren't just due to their own failings.
So tricksters like 45* and Mitch McConnell are always around to tell them some comforting lies.
- It's those illegal immigrants who're taking all your jobs and are also too lazy to work so they're stealing all the tax dollars that you're not paying into the system because you're not working hard enough.
- It's the librul elites and their love of regulations who're killing all the jobs because they want companies to pay you a living wage, and not poison you or get you killed on the job, while paying their fair share in taxes instead of spending their tax cut windfall on executive bonuses and stock buybacks to boost the earnings on investment portfolios that you can't have because you don't make enough to pay the rent and put food in your bellies.
- It's those scary brown people in Chicago and the icky gay people in San Francisco
Republicans (mostly) continue to prop up the shit that's failing - usually making bank on subsidies - as they look for ways to turn a profit on "providing solutions" that amount to little more than selling off public assets to private interests.
But wait - here comes the Good News: Enter Oleg Deripaska and his apparent intent to buy most of Eastern Kentucky at the bargain basement price of $200M - in the guise of an aluminum processing plant.
When they say "Government should run more like a business", they're telling us everything we need to know about their intentions to rule rather than serve.
Thursday, June 27, 2019
Color Me Unsurprised
When we know shows like SVU base their episodes on "true crime" and case files from real things that actually happened, it takes a special kind of rat-fucker to reverse it and spin it back in the opposite direction.
MMFA:
On June 21, Carroll wrote in New York magazine’s The Cut that 23 years ago, Trump assaulted her in a department store dressing room. According to Carroll, Trump “lunge[d] at me, pushe[d] me against the wall, hitting my head quite badly, and [put] his mouth against my lips.” She wrote that he then pulled down her tights and assaulted her. Carroll told two close friends at the time, both of whom “confirmed the allegations to New York and to [The New York] Times.”
Even though her friends confirmed that Carroll told them about the incident at the time, social media accounts and message boards have claimed that Carroll “ripped-off a plot” from an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit that dealt with a similar sexual assault against an actor. However, the episode aired in 2012, well over a decade after the incident allegedly occurred.
It's a source of constant interest to me that the Daddy Staters can always be counted on to take something obvious and turn it around. And that the rubes are so in need of reassurance that they'll put aside everything they know about anything to suckle at the teat of deliberate ignorance.
Today's GIF
It's a very bad sign when a president is asked about an allegation of sexual assault - which may well have been a rape - and he just blows it off by slamming the accuser instead of denying it outright.
And what makes it worse is that the Press Poodles just let it slide after a day, and the worser worse is that way too many of us seem to be starting to accept Totally Fucked Up as the new normal.
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
Quick Thought
We don't eat better until the good apples start throwing the bad apples outa the fuckin' barrel.
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
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