Showing posts with label parody. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parody. Show all posts
Friday, December 04, 2020
Wednesday, December 02, 2020
Today's Parody
Rocky Mountain Mike - Diaper Don
Every mornin' on line
Every mornin' on line
You could see him there whine
He stood six foot 3 and weighed 239*
Kind of broad at the tummy
And padded at the hip
And everybody knew he had to get a grip
Diaper Don
Nobody seemed to know when Don would go home
Though his wife was crated up and packed in styrofoam
He wouldn't shut up about Pennsylvania now
And every time he loses, he has himself a cow,
Diaper Don
Somebody used that hashtag that weekend
Sayin' it was fairly clear he was wearin' some Depends
And a crash to his ego caused a late-night rant
So everybody'd know about the padding in his pants,
Diaper Don
From his tiny desk, he put out a big tweet
And the coal miners said "Biden, he's a big cheat!"
And 80 million people put his hopes in the grave
And now there's only one who thought it was a close shave,
and that's Don
With lawyers and stories, they'd start that defense
Then came that rumble from Fox and Friends
And as Power and Billionaires started to whine
Everybody knew it was the end of the line,
'cept Don
Well, they never re-nominated that worthless twit
They just put a marble stand in front of that shit
These few words are written on that stand
At the bottom of this butt, lies a big, big diaper man
Diaper Don
Wednesday, November 18, 2020
Oh Those Many MAGAts
Quick Fact: the Million MAGA March drew between 10,000 and 20,000. Sizable to be sure, but you were off by 980,000 - talk about a misnomer. C'mon man.
Jordan Klepper Fingers America's Pulse:
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Someday Maybe
...we'll get the concession speech we deserve, but no one's counting on it.
Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon
Tuesday, October 27, 2020
Wednesday, October 07, 2020
Friday, August 28, 2020
Thursday, July 30, 2020
Unbearable Lightness
The Wind In My Willows --DJ Trump, 12-21-2019
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?
So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?
A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.
You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life.
Friday, June 19, 2020
Thursday, June 11, 2020
Ad
The Lincoln Project - Bunker Boy
With "dialog" that we all know is prob'ly pretty close to transcriptional.
With "dialog" that we all know is prob'ly pretty close to transcriptional.
Friday, June 05, 2020
Monday, May 04, 2020
Sunday, April 26, 2020
Brenda Varda
Yes - 45* is that one drunken fuck at the end of the bar who's stuck in a foggy brain state where he knows he has nothing worthwhile to contribute, but he can't stand thinking he's the dumbest one in the bunch, and his need to be in on the whole thing overrides his safety mechanisms - so he just lets it rip - proving what everybody already knows, and what he's always so desperate to hide.
Ms Varda, if you please:
Ms Varda, if you please:
Thursday, April 23, 2020
Thursday, April 16, 2020
Some Parodies
...are better than others.
And sometimes I love people - as long as they don't get try to get too cozy.
And sometimes I love people - as long as they don't get try to get too cozy.
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Friday, April 10, 2020
Thursday, April 09, 2020
Andy Borowitz
In what he described as a “potentially major breakthrough,” Dr. Anthony Fauci has convinced Donald Trump to attack COVID-19 as if it were an inspector general.
Fauci, who has been frustrated in his efforts to get through to Trump, compared the global pandemic to an inspector general while in a closed-door meeting with the President on Wednesday.
“What do you hate more than anything, Mr. President?” Fauci asked.
“Jim Acosta,” Trump immediately replied.
“O.K., fine. But, besides Jim Acosta,” Fauci said, “it would be an inspector general, right?”
“You’re right, Tony,” Trump agreed. “I hate those losers.”
“Well, think of COVID-19 as the worst inspector general in the world,” Fauci continued. “It’s overseeing everything you do and making you follow the law. It’s keeping you from spending taxpayer money on anything you want. You wouldn’t stand for that, would you?”
Reportedly, Trump appeared shaken by Fauci’s analogy. “Damn it, Tony, when you put it that way, we’ve got to do something about COVID-19,” he said.
Speaking to reporters, Fauci said that he was “cautiously optimistic” that his inspector-general analogy would finally spur Trump to action, but added, “Jared could still screw this up.”
Thursday, March 19, 2020
Saturday, February 15, 2020
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