Nov 3, 2016

Scattershot Bullshit

Trump is that guy who has no real idea what he's doing, and no plan, and no way to get anything done because all he knows how to do is to throw all the shit possible and see if anything sticks.

Politico (Tiger Beat On The Potomac - thanks, Charlie):
The glitz and ambition of the luxury-brand businessman with his name in giant letters near its spire. It’s the tallest residential skyscraper in Canada, and probably the fanciest. The hotel’s sleek cream-and-black interiors were inspired by Champagne and caviar. Every room features Italian Bellino linens and Nespresso coffeemakers. Guests can book a Trump Experience outing through the Trump Attache concierge service. Their furry friends are eligible for the Trump Pets program, which “will fill your best Fido’s tummy with gourmet treats, and see them off to sleep on a plush dog bed.”
This Trump-branded and Trump-managed jewel is also, as a business venture, a bust.
Nobody with a lick of sense would put Donald Trump in charge of a high school car wash.

A Short Hit Of That driftglass If You Please


Gettin' after Sid Miller in that Eyes-Of-Texas-Are-Upon-Ya kinda way.

driftglass:
Republican Mad Cow (or, as it has been known to medical professionals since 2006, Rovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) is a tough beat.
Wait -
Trump 44
Cunt 43

What?  I didn't know Sid Miller was running against Trump - but maybe he'd be doing better if he'd take a little time and work on that self-image thing.

Blow Up Your TeeVee



Today's Tweet

Nov 2, 2016

Catching Up With Sam






Even Louis CK

Hillary Clinton can take the abuse - this has been 25 years of hazing, and it's given us someone who's tough; someone who can focus, and get shit done.


If you vote for Hillary, you're a grownup.
If you vote for Trump, you're a sucker.
If you don't vote for anybody, you're just an asshole.

Word, bubba.

Today's Commercial Opportunity


"Pussy Grabs Back" - in Farsi script.

It matters what we do here, and how we do it. The world is watching and they're trying to help see us through it.

Fuckface von Clownstick

Today's Keith

Godwin's Law turns out to be prophetic in substance as well as predictive in rhetorical terms.



And Olbermann may be a little dramatic, but that don't make him wrong.