By ASSOCIATED PRESS
(COLTONS POINT, Md.) — Police in southern Maryland say a man killed his father in a Christmas Eve shootout in the son’s home.
The St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement Wednesday that 66-year-old Roger Allen Bruce of New Market, Virginia, was visiting his son and other relatives in the son’s home in Coltons Point, Maryland.
Deputies say Bruce and the son, 45-year-old Michael Allen Bruce Sr., got into an argument and the elder Bruce began shooting at the younger man.
Police say Michael Bruce returned fire, striking his father. Roger Bruce was pronounced dead at the scene.
Deputies are still investigating the shooting. No charges have been filed.
We can't count on them all just shooting each other - although it does seem possible, given the current state of the rubes' intellectual development, but we might be able to facilitate the process.
Allow me to reiterate my previously proposed plan:
- Media saturation with PSAs encouraging Open-Carry in all places at all times
- Amp up the paranoia - make sure they're even more suspicious and distrustful than usual. eg: "There are armed left-wing gangs and crazed lone wolf Libruls everywhere - they're clever too - they could be disguised as your closest gun club buddy, etc etc etc"
- Let it build until everybody's giving everybody the stink eye
- Set it all in motion saying, "They're all out there now, and George Soros has told them to start the shit today, so anybody you see with a gun - shoot 'em!"
I figure if we just stay inside for a while, this is no longer a problem by about next Tuesday.