A) Baby's first brain freeze
B) Lemme just take a sip of Grandpa's "orange juice".
Jul 16, 2018
Today's Tweet
Meanwhile, in Helsinki
Helsinki summit. pic.twitter.com/cP5BtlXl6j— Maggie Resists Trump (@Stop_Trump20) July 15, 2018
Jul 15, 2018
KinderGuardians
Watch a clip of Republicans endorsing the arming of preschoolers on Sacha Baron Cohen’s new show: #WhoIsAmerica. pic.twitter.com/rnc9MWqmOV— TW Polk (@twpolk) July 15, 2018
In the age of Poe's Law, it gets harder and harder to know what we're laughing at.
And that's kinda the point for the Daddy Staters.
Fake lord have mercy.
Today's Tweet
Don't look at me - I just find it and post it.
Spotted a Wite Suburian woman in the wild😂😂😂— Maggie Resists Trump (@Stop_Trump20) July 14, 2018
She must have a degree from Trump University 🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/5lg6jDmKAg
Jul 14, 2018
Today's Tweet
Divide-n-Conquer.
Split this faction from that one; turn them against each other; destroy both.
Trump uses 5 tactics to create a fog of confusion and bewilderment, so don't we see all the damage he's actually doing. Be aware. Don't allow this fog to cloud the truth. pic.twitter.com/L5pTwNs7SL— Robert Reich (@RBReich) July 14, 2018
From a little while back:
Starting at about 7:10, thru about 9:00. Pitting one small faction against the others - to the point where everybody is "other".
Jul 13, 2018
The Podcast
We won a big one yesterday - but don't think it's over. Because it's never over.
Even if there's a Blue Wave in November that swamps the GOP so they disappear like morning frost under a burning noonday sun - it won't be over.
The darkness is always there. So we have to be the light - always.
This will never be fucking over.
Take care of yourselves.
WaPo Gets One Right
...partly right anyway.
Publishers' Editorial:
Tempers boiled over on Capitol Hill Thursday as Peter Strzok, the FBI official at the center of President Trump’s attempts to discredit special counsel Robert S. Mueller III, testified before a joint meeting of two House oversight committees. With all its yelling and interruptions, the hearing was a fitting coda to the hyperpartisan farce of an investigation that House Republicans have conducted into the FBI and Mr. Mueller’s Russia probe.
Republicans spent hours parsing text messages and waving documents in the air. But all of it, just like most of the broader House investigation, was a distraction from this central point about the conspiracy narratives the president and his defenders have been cooking up about the FBI: If the agency had been trying to harm Mr. Trump’s campaign, agents could have released damaging information on pro-Trump Russian interference before Election Day — and they did not.
- and -
Mr. Strzok is not the perfect messenger, but he was right about this message: “Russian interference in our elections constitutes a grave attack on our democracy,” he said. “Most disturbingly, it has been wildly successful — sowing discord in our nation and shaking faith in our institutions. I have the utmost respect for Congress’s oversight role, but I truly believe that today’s hearing is just another victory notch in [Russian President Vladimir] Putin’s belt and another milestone in our enemies’ campaign to tear America apart.”
Republican rhetorical attacks are typically self-contradictory:
"Obama's a commie stooge bent on destroying capitalism, which is why the stock market is up 18,000 points since he took office."
"Obamacare is a total waste of tax money, and a brilliant plot to take over the entire healthcare system and kill the insurance companies, which is why those companies are posting record profits since the passage of ACA, while Medicare and Medicaid have shown significant savings."
You get the picture.
So here we are with the bullshit about how the mighty forces of darkness (eg: The Deep State) plotted against our Noble Donald, and now are planning a coup.
It's the same shit over and over and over:
"The enemy is invincible - and we're beating them at every turn."
Publishers' Editorial:
Tempers boiled over on Capitol Hill Thursday as Peter Strzok, the FBI official at the center of President Trump’s attempts to discredit special counsel Robert S. Mueller III, testified before a joint meeting of two House oversight committees. With all its yelling and interruptions, the hearing was a fitting coda to the hyperpartisan farce of an investigation that House Republicans have conducted into the FBI and Mr. Mueller’s Russia probe.
Republicans spent hours parsing text messages and waving documents in the air. But all of it, just like most of the broader House investigation, was a distraction from this central point about the conspiracy narratives the president and his defenders have been cooking up about the FBI: If the agency had been trying to harm Mr. Trump’s campaign, agents could have released damaging information on pro-Trump Russian interference before Election Day — and they did not.
- and -
Mr. Strzok is not the perfect messenger, but he was right about this message: “Russian interference in our elections constitutes a grave attack on our democracy,” he said. “Most disturbingly, it has been wildly successful — sowing discord in our nation and shaking faith in our institutions. I have the utmost respect for Congress’s oversight role, but I truly believe that today’s hearing is just another victory notch in [Russian President Vladimir] Putin’s belt and another milestone in our enemies’ campaign to tear America apart.”
Republican rhetorical attacks are typically self-contradictory:
"Obama's a commie stooge bent on destroying capitalism, which is why the stock market is up 18,000 points since he took office."
"Obamacare is a total waste of tax money, and a brilliant plot to take over the entire healthcare system and kill the insurance companies, which is why those companies are posting record profits since the passage of ACA, while Medicare and Medicaid have shown significant savings."
You get the picture.
So here we are with the bullshit about how the mighty forces of darkness (eg: The Deep State) plotted against our Noble Donald, and now are planning a coup.
It's the same shit over and over and over:
"The enemy is invincible - and we're beating them at every turn."
Today's Tweet
Follow the thread. There's gold in there - including a few great examples of Stick-Up-The-Butt-Liberal replies.
You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for all of this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We're going to repaint Air Force One, pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible— Renee Torres (@ReneeLTorres) July 12, 2018
Jul 12, 2018
Quick - Get Me Re-Write
Cult45 is relentless in its quest to put on a show that creates a "reality" that fits whatever they choose as Today's Theme.
Paula White and the rest of 45*'s team are all part of the production crew.
(White is one of several evangelical leaders who regularly meet with Trump. She has been a friend and counselor to him for more than 16 years.)
The Hill:
President Trump’s spiritual adviser Paula White said this week that Jesus would have been sinful and “would not have been our Messiah” if he had broken immigration laws.
Paula White and the rest of 45*'s team are all part of the production crew.
(White is one of several evangelical leaders who regularly meet with Trump. She has been a friend and counselor to him for more than 16 years.)
The Hill:
White, who recently toured an immigrant detention center in Virginia, said during an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) on Monday that there was a difference between the immigrants being detained for illegally entering the U.S. and Jesus being a refugee in Egypt.
First - Trump has a 'spiritual adviser'?
Second - these assholes still haven't explained how exactly a (eg) four-year-old kid can be held responsible for breaking the law. Then maybe they could tackle the explanation for making that 4-year-old appear in court all alone - no parents; no lawyer; no representation at all.
This whole thing is so fully-stuffed with Just-Make-Shit-Up, it'd choke a fuckin' hippo.
First - Trump has a 'spiritual adviser'?
Second - these assholes still haven't explained how exactly a (eg) four-year-old kid can be held responsible for breaking the law. Then maybe they could tackle the explanation for making that 4-year-old appear in court all alone - no parents; no lawyer; no representation at all.
This whole thing is so fully-stuffed with Just-Make-Shit-Up, it'd choke a fuckin' hippo.
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