Catching Up

45* has been running away from his day in court his whole life.

And we may be about to get a good look at why he never stands up - why he always does his big bluff-n-bluster dance as he slinks away, leaving someone else holding the empty cape.

Question:
What are the Repubs really up to? At this point, they have to know most of the rubes will follow them anywhere - with or without Donald Trump. The Trump voters I talk with just want DumFux News to reinforce their prejudices and to tell them it's OK to die on the job thinking they'll get that new bass boat if they work a little harder and pay no attention to the silliness going on in politics.

Today's Pix

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And Away We Go

Last night:

Charlottesville 12-17-19 at about 6pm pic.twitter.com/LiKyD9m8vG

— e'Ville Mike (@eVilleMike) December 18, 2019

So...

MERRY IMPEACHMENT

...or...

HAPPY CHECKS-N-BALANCES

Whichever turns your crank - I don't wanna offend anybody.

Perspective

Jeff Bezos has over $110 Billion.

That's 110,000 people with a million dollars each.

If Liz Warren's Wealth Tax had been in effect since 1983, Mr Bezos would still have more than $86 Billion.

We can stop feeling sorry for billionaires.

hat tip = Robert Reich

How It Usually Goes

Trump:
"It was the perfect crime." Sondland:
"We were all in on the crime." Mulvaney:
"We're all committing crimes all the time - get over it!" Giuliani:
"We're still criming. Try to stop us - I dare you." Chuck Todd:
"How will the Democrats be punished for solving the crime and bringing the criminals to justice?"

Today's Tweet

Make a joyful noise.

She’s a keeper 🥰😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/BC6azufv7o

— Ffs OMG Vids 📽🔞 (@Ffs_OMG) December 17, 2019

That Song

That Song In Every Musical That No One Likes --Sara Smallwood Parsons

Breakin' It Down

Bryan Tyler Cohen

(Cult45 says) "...it's rigged because Trump couldn't participate, but when they offered him a chance to participate, he said no because it was rigged because he hadn't had a chance to participate."

Today's Tweet

This should not be possible.

This is a public service announcement 🎄 📚 🤓pic.twitter.com/vCYELqyVQa

— Waterstones (@Waterstones) December 16, 2019

Today's Today

The Wright brothers got it all off the ground 116 years ago today.

So here's a bad joke to commemorate the occasion:

Orville: Weiner cave

Wilbur: No

Orville: Dick dimple?

Wilbur: Damn it - NO

Orville: Cock pit

Wilbur: (sigh) OK fine. Jeezus.

And some video: