Today's Podcast

Crazy Uncle Liberty's last stand

 -and (paraphrasing)-

I'm not voting for Hillary Clinton. I believe in my heart that I'm voting for the republic itself.

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Today's Keith

That the FBI is rat-fucking for Trump should be the biggest of the big-time Holy Fucks, and as Keith says, those agents should be fired as of at least last week, and it should be reflected on their records to the point they'll be forever hard-pressed even to land jobs as crossing guards or Port-A-Potty attendants or javelin catchers.

The saving grace is that they are, after all - wait for it - Gubmint Employees, and therefor - wait for it again - a buncha fuckin' idiots.

Makes me wonder why Republicans in particular would trust them to pull it off.

How to spend the weekend? FIGHTING THE GODDAMNED MORON FASCISTS! pic.twitter.com/tELbvcpxpQ

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 4, 2016

New Music

...about the same old shit too many people still hafta put up with.

Common:
  I Used To Love H.E.R.
  Letter To The Free
  The Day The Women Took Over
  Little Chicago Boy

Get out and vote

It never feels like it's enough, but it's what we've got

And eventually, if we keep doing it right, it works

Gotta Wonder

In Trump's defense, he probably has never read the First Amendment.

Or the rest of the Constitution.#ImWithTur pic.twitter.com/vPw6AQQNtH

— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) November 2, 2016

Today's Nostalgia

Call me silly and old-fashioned, but I find myself yearning for the days when the FBI and the Russians weren't on the same side.

Scattershot Bullshit

Trump is that guy who has no real idea what he's doing, and no plan, and no way to get anything done because all he knows how to do is to throw all the shit possible and see if anything sticks.

Politico (Tiger Beat On The Potomac - thanks, Charlie):

The glitz and ambition of the luxury-brand businessman with his name in giant letters near its spire. It’s the tallest residential skyscraper in Canada, and probably the fanciest. The hotel’s sleek cream-and-black interiors were inspired by Champagne and caviar. Every room features Italian Bellino linens and Nespresso coffeemakers. Guests can book a Trump Experience outing through the Trump Attache concierge service. Their furry friends are eligible for the Trump Pets program, which “will fill your best Fido’s tummy with gourmet treats, and see them off to sleep on a plush dog bed.”

This Trump-branded and Trump-managed jewel is also, as a business venture, a bust.

Nobody with a lick of sense would put Donald Trump in charge of a high school car wash.

A Short Hit Of That driftglass If You Please

In which @MillerForTexas calls @HillaryClinton the c-word. He's since deleted the tweet #txlege #Election2016 pic.twitter.com/mXnEMIMDqV

— Joshua Fechter (@JFreports) November 1, 2016

Gettin' after Sid Miller in that Eyes-Of-Texas-Are-Upon-Ya kinda way.

driftglass:

Republican Mad Cow (or, as it has been known to medical professionals since 2006, Rovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) is a tough beat.

Wait -
Trump 44
Cunt 43

What?  I didn't know Sid Miller was running against Trump - but maybe he'd be doing better if he'd take a little time and work on that self-image thing.

Blow Up Your TeeVee

pic.twitter.com/hxpE8dRoau

— La morbida macchina (@A_man_within) November 3, 2016

Today's Tweet

Exclusive video of Paul Ryan casting his vote for Donald Trump: pic.twitter.com/1AhqgbSwi7

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 2, 2016

Catching Up With Sam

Even Louis CK

Hillary Clinton can take the abuse - this has been 25 years of hazing, and it's given us someone who's tough; someone who can focus, and get shit done.

If you vote for Hillary, you're a grownup.

If you vote for Trump, you're a sucker.

If you don't vote for anybody, you're just an asshole.

Word, bubba.

Today's Commercial Opportunity

"Pussy Grabs Back" - in Farsi script.

It matters what we do here, and how we do it. The world is watching and they're trying to help see us through it.

Fuckface von Clownstick

Today's Keith

Godwin's Law turns out to be prophetic in substance as well as predictive in rhetorical terms.

Tough words to say, tough analogies to make. But: "History Has Brought Us A Trump Before" pic.twitter.com/0Twbch6D87

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 2, 2016

And Olbermann may be a little dramatic, but that don't make him wrong.

Breaking News

Yeah - that can't be good.: