Today's Pix

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Tim Kaine has been praising the Trans Pacific Partnership and has been pushing hard to get it approved. Job killer!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 23, 2016

Trade means jobs, but trade also means security. The time has come for all of us to urge the swift adoption of the Trans Pacific Partnership

— Governor Mike Pence (@GovPenceIN) September 8, 2014

So yeah, OK, Pence's tweet was a coupla years ago, and maybe he's changed his mind, and maybe pixies will fly outa my ass and make the world conform to the liking of a rich legacy fuck like Donald Trump.

The guy has no sense of anything but his own instant gratification. 

hat tip = Politicus

America Was Great?

Today's Quote

Lovecraftian

hat tip = Bob & Chez

Today's Tweet

Remember this one next week, when the Right Radicals are all spluttering about whatever stoopid thing they pull outa their asses about Bill or Chelsey or "politicizing family" or blah blah blah.

I like imaging what certain Trump supporters would say if HillaryClinton accepted the Dem nomination with her 5 kids by 3 different men.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 23, 2016

And BTW - is John Fugelsang a fucking genius or what?

Quick View

And like Bob & Chez say, "Don't get happy, Liberals".  We get complacent, and Trump could win this thing.  Don't ever forget that the Press Poodles have a job to do that only includes "finding and reporting the truth" as an item on the list that comes well after "boost audience numbers" and "enhance revenue".   

False Equivalence + False Dichotomy = Both Sides = Dramatic Tension = Horse Race = Stay tuned, folks - you don't wanna miss a single exciting episode.

Never forget that very smart people spend billions of dollars every year on advertising because propaganda works.

Without substantial support from Capitol Hill, Hillary gets stonewalled just like Obama. So I'm gonna put away my misgivings and my suspicions for just long enough to vote for every fucking Democrat I can find.  

The point of the GOP strategy is to lock us into a Stockholm Syndrome kinda thing where we'll do whatever they want us to do if they'll just stop fucking it all up.

Get your asses out there and make it work.

Things Change

A few shots of acceptance speeches from fairly recent conventions

GW Bush 2000

McCain 2008

Obama 2008

Romney 2012

And then this

Today's Quote

Trump's acceptance speech gave the impression of an America so bleak and depressing, that Melania started to plagiarize a suicide note. --Bill Maher

I Am Bad Man

"Ask not vaht country do for you. Ask vaht you do for rich husband. And remember, jewelry up front every time is how to beat pre-nup."

--Melania Trump

Tune Break

Weird fuckin' week, man - I need a hot bath and mind-altering substances, and some kind of mental floss to get this shit outa my battered soul.

(getting in touch with my inner hippie - oohhmmm)

Take Another Hit --Quicksilver




White Bird --It's A Beautiful Day




Rain Song --Led Zeppelin




Love Not Fade Away (cover) --Grateful Dead




The Weight --The Band




Spirit In The Sky --Norman Greenbaum




Badge --Cream




Can't Find My Way Home --Blind Faith




I'd Love To Change The World --Ten Years After

Gettin' Old Ain't For Pussies

I'm stalking the thrift shops looking for a high-end adult Spider Man costume to hang in the back of my closet, just so I can fuck with myself in case Alzheimer's gets me. 

Rolling Right Along

So how's that hispanic outreach workin', guys?

"Conservatives" just don't do signs, I guess.

Keith Speaks

Could y'all quit fuckin' around and get Olbermann back on the air please?

Today's Tweet

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— Bloom County (@bloomcounty) July 21, 2016