Trying To Buck Myself Up

Repurposing

In the classic style of rubes and the cynical assholes who manipulate them all day every day, that's Ivanka Trump trying to defend her daddy by quoting Mr Jefferson as he denied raping and impregnating Sally Hemings - a young girl he kept as a slave. Sally Hemings was Jefferson's property.

And it's been confirmed time and again that he did in fact father at least some of her children.

To be clear, when you have sex with a woman who can't refuse you - when she cannot withhold her consent - that's rape.

Anyway - Ivanka's a bonehead.

Today's Poe

It's not real, and McSpocky took it down once he realized he'd posted it without the requisite caveat.

But we definitely know some things:

1. Poe's Law is germane
2. There are people out there who'll believe he said it because they know 45*'s a complete asswipe who says that kinda shit.
3. There are people out there who'll not only believe 45* said it, but will agree with it, and endorse it, and embrace it.

After Alan Dershowitz kinda lost his shit yesterday and doubled down on his theme of The President Can Do No Wrong, it's really easy to see that this Daddy State shit is working pretty good on some folks.

What A Revoltin' Development

So Alan (Peewee Underpants) Dershowitz pretty much lost it yesterday.

Je suis l'État, et l'État c'est moi

-- Louis VIV

WaPo:

President Trump’s legal team offered a startling defense Wednesday as senators debated his fate in the impeachment trial, arguing that presidents could do nearly anything so long as they believe their reelection is in the public interest.

The assertion from Alan Dershowitz, one of the attorneys representing the president, seemed to take GOP senators by surprise, and few were willing to embrace his argument. At the same time, Republican lawmakers were sounding increasingly confident about defeating a vote expected Friday over calling new witnesses in the trial, an issue that has consumed the Senate for the past several days.

- and -

“If a president does something which he believes will help him get elected in the public interest, that cannot be the kind of quid pro quo that results in impeachment,” asserted Dershowitz.
Then Dershowitz tried to bolster their bullshit assertion that unless the guy openly states that he's committing a crime, he's not just immune from impeachment, but out of reach of investigation altogether.

The law professor went on to say that if a president were to tell a foreign leader he was going to withhold funds unless his foreign counterpart built a hotel with his name on it and gave him a million-dollar kickback, “That’s an easy case. That’s purely corrupt and in the purely private interest.”

The President can do no wrong.

Here's The Thing

An amalgam from the Twitterverse:

Bolton cleverly hid the evidence where 45* would never find it - in a book.

But no, seriously now: his minions were aware of it, because Bolton had to submit his manuscript for review by the national security folks.

So the White House knew about it all along, which is another reason they ignored subpoenas and threatened Exec Privilege to keep Bolton from testifying.

They knew. Which means McConnell knew. Which makes it pretty obvious why Republicans are acting like such dicks - again - still - by refusing to allow witnesses or documentary evidence in the impeachment trial.

Getting Up With Fleas

WaPo Letters to the Editor 

Jan. 27, 2020 at 5:12 p.m. EST

I was braced for Dana Milbank’s usual snark, as he seems to have taken Maureen Dowd’s place in our national conversation, but his Jan. 24 Impeachment Diary column, “Roberts comes face-to-face with the mess he made,” was spot on and not for yuks.

Mr. Milbank is right about the legacy of Citizens United, but I wonder if the chief justice has a more basic problem. Sitting there while the president’s counsel spins lie after lie — and not saying a word about it — may be the death blow to the legitimacy of the Supreme Court.

The chief justice’s passive acceptance of obvious lies does not show him to be a neutral arbiter. It instead shows to those who might come before him in his day job that bad-faith arguments are acceptable rhetoric. In calling out some of those lies, and Republicans’ abdication of their credibility in accepting them, Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) was intemperate!

So let’s scold the parties “in equal terms.” Hogwash. The chief justice’s fake neutrality may well neuter the Constitution.

Bill Kalish, Alexandria VA

Here's Milbank's piece:

There is justice in John Roberts being forced to preside silently over the impeachment trial of President Trump, hour after hour, day after tedious day.

The chief justice of the United States, as presiding officer, doesn’t speak often, and when he does, the words are usually scripted and perfunctory:

• “The Senate will convene as a court of impeachment.”
• “The chaplain will lead us in prayer."
• “The sergeant at arms will deliver the proclamation.”
• “The majority leader is recognized.”

Otherwise, he sits and watches. He rests his chin in his hand. He stares straight ahead. He sits back and interlocks his fingers. He plays with his pen. He takes his reading glasses off and puts them on again. He starts to write something, then puts his pen back down. He roots around in his briefcase for something - anything? - to occupy him.

Roberts’s captivity is entirely fitting: He is forced to witness, with his own eyes, the mess he and his colleagues on the Supreme Court have made of the U.S. political system. As representatives of all three branches of government attend this unhappy family reunion, the living consequences of the Roberts Court’s decisions, and their corrosive effect on democracy, are plain to see.

Ten years to the day before Trump’s impeachment trial began, the Supreme Court released its Citizens United decision, plunging the country into the era of super PACs and unlimited, unregulated, secret campaign money from billionaires and foreign interests. Citizens United, and the resulting rise of the super PAC, led directly to this impeachment. The two Rudy Giuliani associates engaged in key abuses — the ouster of the U.S. ambassador to Ukraine, the attempts to force Ukraine’s president to announce investigations into Trump’s political opponents — gained access to Trump by funneling money from a Ukrainian oligarch to the president’s super PAC.

The Roberts Court’s decisions led to this moment in indirect ways, as well. The court’s 2013 ruling in Shelby County gutted the Voting Rights Act and spurred a new wave of voter suppression. The decision in 2014′s McCutcheon further surrendered campaign finance to the wealthiest. The 2018 Janus decisionhobbled the ability of labor unions to counter wealthy donors, while the 2019 Rucho ruling blessed partisan gerrymandering, expanding anti-democratic tendencies.

The consequences? Falling confidence in government, and a growing perception that Washington had become a “swamp” corrupted by political money, fueled Trump’s victory. The Republican Party, weakened by the new dominance of outside money, couldn’t stop Trump’s hostile takeover of the party or the takeover of the congressional GOP ranks by far-right candidates. The new dominance of ideologically extreme outside groups and donors led lawmakers on both sides to give their patrons what they wanted: conflict over collaboration and purity at the cost of paralysis. The various decisions also suppress the influence of poorer and non-white Americans and extend the electoral power of Republicans in disproportion to the popular vote.

Certainly, the Supreme Court didn’t create all these problems, but its rulings have worsened the pathologies — uncompromising views, mindless partisanship and vitriol — visible in this impeachment trial. And Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), no doubt recognizing that the Supreme Court’s conservative majority is helping to preserve his party’s Senate majority, has devoted much of his career to extending conservatives’ advantage in the judiciary.

He effectively stole a Supreme Court seat by refusing for nearly a year to consider President Barack Obama’s eminently qualified nominee, Merrick Garland, to fill a vacancy. And, expanding on earlier transgressions by Democrats, he blew up generations of Senate procedures and precedents requiring the body to operate by consensus so that he could confirm more Trump judicial appointees.

It’s a symbiotic relationship. On the day the impeachment trial opened, the Roberts Court rejected a plea by Democrats to expedite its consideration of the latest legal attempt by Republicans to kill Obamacare. The court sided with Republicans who opposed an immediate Supreme Court review because the GOP feared the ruling could hurt it if the decision came before the 2020 election.

Roberts had been warned about this sort of thing. The late Justice John Paul Stevens, in his Citizens United dissent, wrote: “Americans may be forgiven if they do not feel the Court has advanced the cause of self-government today.”

Justice Stephen Breyer, in his McCutcheon dissent, warned that the new campaign finance system would be “incapable of dealing with the grave problems of democratic legitimacy.”

Now, we are in a crisis of democratic legitimacy: A president who has plainly abused his office and broken the law, a legislature too paralyzed to do anything about it — and a chief justice coming face to face with the system he broke.

Aside from the slight whiff of Both Sides - which of course is an absolute shibboleth for Press Poodles - I can get next to it.

It Bugs Me, Man

Nothing bugs me more than when I start thinking I have to make common cause with The John Birch Society.

First, Nancy MacLean makes mention of The Liberty Amendments:

The Liberty Amendments:

1. Term Limits - US Congress
2. Repeal 17th amendment
3. Term Limits - SCOTUS
4. Federal balanced budget
5. Move tax day to the day before election day
6. Periodic review/re-authorization of federal departments
7. Redefine the Commerce Clause
8. Limit eminent domain
9. Change the process for amending the Constitution
10. States' nullification of federal statute or SCOTUS decision
11. Federal Voter ID

Then I have to put my gag reflex in cold storage long enough to sit thru Mark Levin:

Just kidding - I tried to listen to Levin and there's just no fuckin' way for me to get thru it. 

I tried - honest - I did.

So instead, here's a history teacher guy - Keith Hughes (YouTuber Hip Hughes):

And then, I had to listen to Art Thompson as he rebuts:

It's the Long Game, but we're seeing it in acceleration mode now. 45* screwed up the timing, and is making it harder for the Daddy Staters to hide their hands, so a lot of them are trying to stay with it, even though they're really scared that enough of us are hip to their tricks now - that even the rubes are beginning to see the contradictions.

Today's Tweet

If this doesn't make your skin crawl, then you're part of the problem.

ERNST: "IA caucuses are this next Monday evening. And I'm really interested to see how this discussion today informs and influences the Iowa caucus voters, those Demcaucus goers. Will they be supporting VP Biden at this point?"

H/T @JaxAlemany pic.twitter.com/tYYkSPuIDY

— Alan He (@alanhe) January 28, 2020

And there it is, kids. The latest version of the Benghazi Moment - when Trey Gowdy and Jason Chaffetz (et al) admitted on camera that their "investigations" had nothing to do with finding the truth, or national security, or the well-being of Americans who sometimes risk it all serving the country.

They don't really care about any of that.

It was all about the typical GOP rat-fucking - intended only to drag Hillary down in the polls.

And here we are again.

On Ken Starr

Ari Melber on MSNBC: We watched Ken Starr punch himself in the face.

Today's Tweet

Also, Today's Poe (I hope - who the fuck knows anymore?)

“McDonalds is connected to the Clintons... people are being cannibalized.”

Guys, I don’t think the QAnon people should vote. pic.twitter.com/PkGTx0f8RE

— Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_) January 25, 2020